Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10870. | Rebecca (kittyluv17) | 84.35 | 91% | 2016-11-08 |
| 10871. | Jusuf (kz99) | 84.35 | 97.9% | 2023-06-06 |
| 10872. | D (ducktypist) | 84.35 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 10873. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 84.35 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 10874. | Luka (callugolf) | 84.34 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 10875. | Brian (craterlord) | 84.34 | 98% | 2013-10-01 |
| 10876. | Mehti (lylehti) | 84.34 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 10877. | Hannah (hannahtree) | 84.34 | 99% | 2012-07-11 |
| 10878. | Adam (agentsnace) | 84.33 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 10879. | james (earl2bad) | 84.32 | 97% | 2014-01-16 |
| 10880. | Mahwish (mahwish) | 84.32 | 94% | 2011-08-02 |
| 10881. | Allie (allierk) | 84.32 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 10882. | Sun (melliw) | 84.31 | 97% | 2015-12-21 |
| 10883. | Reina (rei7matsuura) | 84.31 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 10884. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 84.31 | 97.9% | 2023-09-03 |
| 10885. | Ian (mystery512) | 84.31 | 98% | 2016-09-06 |
| 10886. | Boot (bootleggger) | 84.30 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 10887. | The (thedetails) | 84.30 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 10888. | Frank (frankhaowong714) | 84.30 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 10889. | Wind (orpiwind) | 84.30 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 10890. | Kedi (kedi) | 84.30 | 97% | 2015-04-19 |
| 10891. | jamcubing (jamcubing) | 84.30 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 10892. | Mo (mhuang422) | 84.30 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 10893. | Kenneth (kenesu) | 84.30 | 92% | 2015-07-22 |
| 10894. | Dre (goobird) | 84.30 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 10895. | Nathan (suspension) | 84.29 | 92% | 2017-04-17 |
| 10896. | rp (rppi) | 84.29 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 10897. | Retep (slothlike) | 84.29 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 10898. | Tyson (tysie01) | 84.29 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 10899. | Nina (sweetnina) | 84.29 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |