Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2515. | Tye (mrowl8) | 75.74 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 2516. | Dovi (dovi1337) | 75.73 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 2517. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 75.73 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2518. | gkang7685 (gkang7685) | 75.70 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 2519. | Mark (haxos) | 75.69 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2520. | Earl (1t_r3a11y_h4rtz) | 75.68 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 2521. | Renzo (renzo1o) | 75.67 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 2522. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 75.65 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2523. | Dindono (dindono) | 75.63 | 98% | 2020-03-08 |
| 2524. | 100=Happy (quinn55) | 75.63 | 95% | 2017-11-09 |
| 2525. | Hieu (txhieu) | 75.63 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 2526. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 75.60 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 2527. | Declan (deccazz) | 75.59 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 2528. | Ayushi (sdfdsfsadf) | 75.58 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 2529. | Toast (michaelking) | 75.57 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 2530. | Andy (summermint) | 75.57 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2531. | Liam (thecodingboy) | 75.56 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2532. | Daniel (incognitus) | 75.55 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 2533. | Dean (biollama112) | 75.53 | 94% | 2017-12-21 |
| 2534. | JoYo (joyojo) | 75.51 | 97% | 2020-02-09 |
| 2535. | Vincent (filtertype) | 75.50 | 96% | 2020-06-23 |
| 2536. | Steven (stevie03) | 75.49 | 95% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2537. | boniu (wincentbugs) | 75.49 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2538. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 75.48 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 2539. | Jack (randomdize) | 75.46 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2540. | Tim (pacmeng) | 75.45 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2541. | Sun (sunflower61) | 75.45 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2542. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 75.45 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 2543. | Gabe (gablikestacos) | 75.43 | 99% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2544. | Josh (qjoshq) | 75.41 | 94% | 2018-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |