I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18291. | Kaz (zbrunner1) | 67.77 | 96.7% | 2021-01-27 |
| 18292. | Ainul (sphinx_) | 67.77 | 96% | 2018-10-06 |
| 18293. | Oof (pootis5213) | 67.76 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 18294. | Gandalf (joeybemate) | 67.75 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 18295. | zain (zain_nawaz) | 67.75 | 99% | 2022-09-18 |
| 18296. | Benyamna (bn_mouad) | 67.75 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 18297. | Timur (aalystama) | 67.74 | 96% | 2022-07-22 |
| 18298. | Jason (r_matey) | 67.74 | 94% | 2020-04-25 |
| 18299. | Jack (jack_plo) | 67.74 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 18300. | Abie (pearlie05) | 67.74 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 18301. | m7mdbr800 (m7mdbr800_3mk) | 67.73 | 95% | 2025-06-30 |
| 18302. | Owen (chaostypefast) | 67.73 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 18303. | Filip (jagi125) | 67.73 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 18304. | martin (martin642) | 67.73 | 100% | 2022-05-04 |
| 18305. | Duan (venushemp) | 67.73 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 18306. | EB (cclutch) | 67.73 | 95% | 2019-09-21 |
| 18307. | Dramadix (dramadix) | 67.72 | 97% | 2023-08-23 |
| 18308. | Jeytery (jeytery) | 67.72 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 18309. | BerlinToBudapest (theciscon... | 67.72 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 18310. | Brendan (skewy) | 67.71 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 18311. | baki (baki86) | 67.70 | 97.2% | 2023-08-29 |
| 18312. | Arya (dumblydor) | 67.70 | 95.8% | 2021-01-30 |
| 18313. | Alessandro (strategicrat) | 67.69 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 18314. | Riri (riri_montero18) | 67.69 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 18315. | Danny (dingyua7) | 67.69 | 95.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 18316. | Anh (anhmv) | 67.69 | 95% | 2018-06-08 |
| 18317. | Joseph (chefspeeddemon) | 67.68 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 18318. | Simon (simbbeli) | 67.67 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 18319. | ∞ (dylan_0) | 67.67 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
| 18320. | Maxx (maxx_1) | 67.65 | 93% | 2017-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |