I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4296. | Birdacious (birdacious) | 77.35 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 4297. | moy (moymoymoy) | 77.35 | 95% | 2019-02-20 |
| 4298. | MAC (1v1_ill_rek_u_m8) | 77.34 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 4299. | Ricky (db0w34) | 77.34 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 4300. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 77.33 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 4301. | BBBB (whosedward) | 77.32 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
| 4302. | Jimi (jimi_io) | 77.31 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 4303. | Paper (spamllama) | 77.30 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 4304. | Bidou (bidou) | 77.29 | 98% | 2020-07-08 |
| 4305. | kb noob (akh7) | 77.28 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 4306. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 77.27 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 4307. | vamsi (vamsivadrevu) | 77.26 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 4308. | Nathan (burlisn) | 77.26 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 4309. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 77.25 | 98% | 2019-03-10 |
| 4310. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 77.25 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 4311. | Andrés (andreslpza) | 77.24 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 4312. | Binit (thebinitghimire) | 77.23 | 98% | 2020-08-08 |
| 4313. | AAA (duraszess) | 77.21 | 98% | 2019-04-30 |
| 4314. | Naraveziii (2ndlancer) | 77.21 | 99% | 2019-03-05 |
| 4315. | rainbowdash (ranebowdash) | 77.21 | 99% | 2018-02-24 |
| 4316. | Mistakes Were Made (rhino1998) | 77.19 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 4317. | John (flux1101) | 77.18 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 4318. | Bao (xbaotha) | 77.16 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 4319. | Edward (edward54321) | 77.15 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4320. | Ashwin ツ (ashz) | 77.14 | 99% | 2019-04-29 |
| 4321. | no (archerypro459) | 77.14 | 94% | 2020-11-10 |
| 4322. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 77.14 | 100% | 2019-08-03 |
| 4323. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 77.13 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4324. | Valentin (r4mp4g3rxd) | 77.13 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4325. | Anti (antisquark) | 77.13 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |