Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1851. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 87.13 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 1852. | Cobra (cobra03) | 87.13 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 1853. | Errol (sir_errol) | 87.12 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 1854. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 87.10 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 1855. | Damn (dammmson) | 87.09 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 1856. | Caleb (xtirionx) | 87.09 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
| 1857. | Steven (mianosm) | 87.09 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 1858. | Viet (matcanloi) | 87.09 | 98% | 2018-03-06 |
| 1859. | Clement (clement_ps) | 87.08 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1860. | ethan (chorboe) | 87.06 | 97% | 2019-02-21 |
| 1861. | Antonio (yoinkmynuts) | 87.03 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1862. | Earlvin (earlvin14) | 87.03 | 97% | 2019-07-21 |
| 1863. | Neo2 Layout (smowheer) | 87.02 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1864. | Catherine (cathy100) | 86.99 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 1865. | _heartBeat (xquyen) | 86.98 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 1866. | Sarah (sunnie98) | 86.98 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 1867. | Ringmaster (the_ringmaster) | 86.97 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 1868. | John (jjolano) | 86.95 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 1869. | Faa (faa7) | 86.94 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1870. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 86.93 | 99% | 2020-07-08 |
| 1871. | Tong (tongvu) | 86.92 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1872. | Yung (patalsan) | 86.91 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
| 1873. | Jaime (gabe_lumayog99) | 86.89 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1874. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 86.89 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 1875. | Chris (greekgamerolympiacos) | 86.87 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 1876. | li (badplayer970) | 86.84 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 1877. | Wandal (wandal) | 86.83 | 98% | 2020-03-21 |
| 1878. | Lambee (tundralegend) | 86.82 | 97% | 2019-01-20 |
| 1879. | Fabijan (bifazg) | 86.81 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 1880. | Ryan (ranksy) | 86.80 | 99% | 2020-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |