Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2853. | Alex (arint) | 72.88 | 95% | 2019-12-13 |
| 2854. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 72.86 | 97% | 2018-06-20 |
| 2855. | mogh (mogh) | 72.86 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2856. | Julian (juliansmile) | 72.86 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2857. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 72.85 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 2858. | Alexander (dwarfking1) | 72.84 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2859. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 72.84 | 98% | 2017-08-31 |
| 2860. | Bruce (sanndwich) | 72.83 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 2861. | atta (jombangrawalele) | 72.82 | 94% | 2018-09-28 |
| 2862. | Ivan (agrus) | 72.82 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
| 2863. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 72.81 | 95% | 2020-10-16 |
| 2864. | Lukas (dundis3000) | 72.81 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2865. | A (jllkii123) | 72.81 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 2866. | Floopy (floopy__) | 72.81 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 2867. | Veer (the_veer) | 72.78 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 2868. | ivan (ivanferraro) | 72.77 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2869. | Josh (the_josh) | 72.76 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 2870. | n00b (gimape07) | 72.73 | 95% | 2020-01-09 |
| 2871. | midnight (aw01) | 72.72 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 2872. | Edison (eddie_boy) | 72.72 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 2873. | Vincent (mixelpixel) | 72.71 | 94% | 2017-09-29 |
| 2874. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 72.71 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 2875. | Michael (fappywet) | 72.70 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 2876. | BotoSama (botosama) | 72.69 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 2877. | Tomáš (eyzi25) | 72.69 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2878. | Mike (shyknee) | 72.69 | 99% | 2019-07-20 |
| 2879. | July (phi4069) | 72.69 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 2880. | DEX (dbrown1e) | 72.69 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 2881. | sam (grommok) | 72.67 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 2882. | Hugo (hugs7432) | 72.66 | 93% | 2020-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |