And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14853. | Pufferfish (exceptionallung... | 88.29 | 96% | 2022-06-14 |
| 14854. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 88.29 | 99% | 2023-03-31 |
| 14855. | Tomas (winnfield) | 88.29 | 96% | 2015-03-17 |
| 14856. | Joey (jbizzyjones) | 88.29 | 98% | 2013-04-11 |
| 14857. | THE KID (nschattner) | 88.29 | 95% | 2015-07-01 |
| 14858. | jorge (jlotheodore) | 88.28 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 14859. | Tri (trichy26) | 88.28 | 98% | 2015-03-04 |
| 14860. | Rascell (soul94) | 88.28 | 98% | 2018-04-07 |
| 14861. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 88.28 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 14862. | Raymond (rayr1718) | 88.28 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 14863. | terence (youdecipher2) | 88.28 | 96% | 2019-03-10 |
| 14864. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 88.28 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 14865. | Aida (tutistarr) | 88.27 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 14866. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 88.27 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 14867. | Nam (supergimper) | 88.27 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14868. | Sandy (mimci) | 88.27 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 14869. | Josh (the_josh) | 88.26 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 14870. | Pedro (pelohi) | 88.26 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 14871. | Extenify (extenify) | 88.26 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 14872. | Rodrigo (rodgodkiller) | 88.26 | 96.6% | 2023-09-06 |
| 14873. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 88.25 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 14874. | Chi Yong (chi_yong) | 88.25 | 96% | 2011-07-31 |
| 14875. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 88.25 | 98% | 2020-06-01 |
| 14876. | slim (fivefour) | 88.25 | 94% | 2015-12-25 |
| 14877. | Mentosan (mentosan) | 88.25 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 14878. | Stewart Stewart (stewsquared) | 88.25 | 99% | 2012-12-13 |
| 14879. | kickey (kickey) | 88.24 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 14880. | Jung (jung341416) | 88.24 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 14881. | Zalda (zalda) | 88.24 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 14882. | Oliver (megafrickingloser) | 88.24 | 96% | 2023-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |