So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19904. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 68.37 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
| 19905. | ahmed (machete_77) | 68.37 | 95% | 2023-09-28 |
| 19906. | Ayush (ayush08) | 68.37 | 96% | 2022-09-27 |
| 19907. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 68.37 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 19908. | Vada (vada) | 68.37 | 95% | 2016-08-18 |
| 19909. | 4Head (anele) | 68.37 | 93% | 2017-01-07 |
| 19910. | Trae (traeb1999) | 68.36 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 19911. | chris (microsoft_zune) | 68.36 | 88% | 2012-11-06 |
| 19912. | rufus (rufus6409) | 68.36 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 19913. | Konrad (smoedi) | 68.36 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 19914. | Chin (chinnoname) | 68.35 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 19915. | channie (channiexuhi) | 68.35 | 95.5% | 2023-07-13 |
| 19916. | Lucy (masterlu789) | 68.35 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 19917. | Luis (redbeam) | 68.35 | 97% | 2012-04-11 |
| 19918. | Madison (mnbutler) | 68.35 | 95% | 2015-06-22 |
| 19919. | H (hajpoj) | 68.35 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 19920. | Juggle (juggle6) | 68.34 | 94% | 2021-05-22 |
| 19921. | badprogrammer (nw20141) | 68.34 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 19922. | Nick (the_ginster) | 68.34 | 90% | 2013-05-20 |
| 19923. | Ifad (ifadardin) | 68.34 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 19924. | wharup (wharup) | 68.34 | 100% | 2013-08-25 |
| 19925. | Jordan (mramazing1992) | 68.33 | 96% | 2014-11-22 |
| 19926. | loser (losingstreakwr) | 68.33 | 94% | 2022-07-14 |
| 19927. | Ash (toomanytocount) | 68.33 | 95.1% | 2021-02-21 |
| 19928. | Luda (ludavis) | 68.33 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 19929. | Maninder (manindersingh) | 68.33 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 19930. | new (pookieface) | 68.33 | 98% | 2016-04-09 |
| 19931. | Thiago (toliveira) | 68.33 | 99% | 2011-05-23 |
| 19932. | Csanád (csani_ryan) | 68.33 | 94% | 2011-05-26 |
| 19933. | Rino (rino_gitu_loh) | 68.33 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |