The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31507. | jared bum (jared_a_bum_fr) | 63.44 | 97% | 2024-03-20 |
| 31508. | SlimyFingers (slimyfingers8) | 63.44 | 96% | 2023-12-27 |
| 31509. | 🌟 Saturn1725 🌟 (satur... | 63.44 | 96.9% | 2023-12-17 |
| 31510. | Jacob (jacob643) | 63.44 | 97.6% | 2021-02-24 |
| 31511. | mud (soilshitter) | 63.44 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 31512. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 63.44 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 31513. | Arjun (arjran) | 63.44 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 31514. | Rahul (rahulburrito) | 63.43 | 95% | 2021-09-26 |
| 31515. | Vayu (vy_1001) | 63.43 | 94% | 2025-08-24 |
| 31516. | Ywolfert (youricreepy) | 63.43 | 96% | 2024-06-09 |
| 31517. | Mac (matchcook) | 63.43 | 96.5% | 2025-01-27 |
| 31518. | cyl (cyl2024) | 63.43 | 95.9% | 2024-09-05 |
| 31519. | piyaoyaa (piyaoyaa) | 63.43 | 94% | 2024-01-03 |
| 31520. | No1JoJoFan (no1jojofan) | 63.43 | 96% | 2024-07-10 |
| 31521. | Liann (liann940463) | 63.43 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 31522. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 63.43 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 31523. | Hans (panpan04) | 63.42 | 97% | 2025-03-12 |
| 31524. | Kristen (gizmo1331) | 63.42 | 96% | 2025-03-26 |
| 31525. | EJ (imatypergirl) | 63.42 | 92% | 2011-09-01 |
| 31526. | E. Valencia (ember_valencia) | 63.42 | 98% | 2024-09-19 |
| 31527. | The Apple Tree (the_apple_t... | 63.42 | 97% | 2024-04-01 |
| 31528. | Mia (mia444) | 63.42 | 96.5% | 2024-01-04 |
| 31529. | Nathaniel (njz2) | 63.42 | 95.5% | 2024-01-18 |
| 31530. | Remark (remark21) | 63.42 | 94% | 2021-07-26 |
| 31531. | Michael (packerfan9912) | 63.42 | 96.3% | 2024-01-09 |
| 31532. | patrick (mastercraft33) | 63.42 | 94.2% | 2023-11-21 |
| 31533. | hadareud (hadareud) | 63.42 | 95% | 2013-04-30 |
| 31534. | Horikita (noob_typer_420) | 63.41 | 96% | 2025-08-11 |
| 31535. | Jared (jared779) | 63.41 | 94% | 2014-02-10 |
| 31536. | CommanderJiJi (jeromealmogu... | 63.41 | 96% | 2026-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |