And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 547. | (pkmnyab) | 144.64 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 548. | (jacobr) | 144.64 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 549. | (aznddrghkid13) | 144.63 | 96% | 2016-07-27 |
| 550. | (eeepc) | 144.62 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 551. | (spankie123) | 144.56 | 99% | 2013-10-03 |
| 552. | mitch (mitchsubishi) | 144.55 | 100% | 2018-11-15 |
| 553. | (gigaskob) | 144.53 | 98% | 2014-04-02 |
| 554. | (skydevil) | 144.53 | 100% | 2014-07-08 |
| 555. | (omnijinx) | 144.49 | 97% | 2013-12-05 |
| 556. | Pzula (mitch7656) | 144.47 | 98% | 2015-11-07 |
| 557. | boeien (ebic_gamer) | 144.46 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 558. | (pawiboy36) | 144.45 | 95% | 2017-01-17 |
| 559. | (ericy) | 144.45 | 99% | 2014-03-14 |
| 560. | (timeandsoul2) | 144.43 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
| 561. | (bigdanglingd) | 144.41 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 562. | Brandon (brandinothefilipino) | 144.37 | 99% | 2020-08-29 |
| 563. | Mark (dendrobyte) | 144.36 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 564. | Erik (the__cpl) | 144.36 | 100% | 2018-06-22 |
| 565. | (hellishemo1) | 144.36 | 97% | 2012-10-31 |
| 566. | Let's (grotariu2) | 144.35 | 98% | 2016-05-27 |
| 567. | 粘り (clayjar) | 144.31 | 100% | 2012-09-17 |
| 568. | (drew100) | 144.29 | 96% | 2013-06-24 |
| 569. | (moffitt) | 144.23 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 570. | (malicieux) | 144.21 | 96% | 2012-12-24 |
| 571. | (agility) | 144.18 | — | 2009-10-11 |
| 572. | (dossarlxodi) | 144.18 | 97% | 2012-04-14 |
| 573. | (echoflint) | 144.16 | 97% | 2016-08-21 |
| 574. | (grizz) | 144.15 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 575. | (heinrichhimmler) | 144.15 | 96% | 2012-03-25 |
| 576. | (atxchen) | 144.11 | 99% | 2015-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |