I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7103. | Wouter (wouter_kuijk) | 98.69 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 7104. | Siddhanth (sidmastaflex) | 98.69 | 98.8% | 2021-02-01 |
| 7105. | minkymomofan (north1085) | 98.69 | 90% | 2017-01-23 |
| 7106. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 98.68 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 7107. | Evan (obamabob) | 98.68 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 7108. | arturu (naysuwanu) | 98.67 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 7109. | lagidigu (lagidigu) | 98.67 | 97% | 2019-06-01 |
| 7110. | FrankthePeanut (frankthepea... | 98.66 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 7111. | Jackyyy (jackyinmarkham) | 98.66 | 99% | 2020-03-09 |
| 7112. | Jed (sky2462) | 98.66 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 7113. | Alon (alon276) | 98.66 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 7114. | Akeetah (akeetah) | 98.65 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 7115. | ananda (anskits) | 98.65 | 99% | 2023-05-09 |
| 7116. | midnight (aw01) | 98.65 | 99% | 2022-06-24 |
| 7117. | Mexikorn (mexikorn) | 98.65 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 7118. | herutsu (herutsu) | 98.64 | 97% | 2026-01-18 |
| 7119. | Ceres (the445guy) | 98.63 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 7120. | eddie (eddiethenooblol) | 98.62 | 98.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 7121. | Marcellus (krouthen) | 98.62 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 7122. | Martin (lnokiax6) | 98.61 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 7123. | Tre (tre_) | 98.61 | 99% | 2020-10-09 |
| 7124. | Sam (saingor) | 98.61 | 100% | 2020-01-19 |
| 7125. | Adlin (adlin_typer18) | 98.61 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 7126. | ThePurpleHornet (thepurpleh... | 98.58 | 98.9% | 2025-04-18 |
| 7127. | shehry (shehry) | 98.57 | 98% | 2025-10-17 |
| 7128. | Underi (underi) | 98.54 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 7129. | Luke (the_static_dino) | 98.54 | 100% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7130. | ray (raymondstance) | 98.53 | 98.1% | 2023-12-16 |
| 7131. | Zaid (zaids) | 98.53 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
| 7132. | Rush 🅱️ (drducc) | 98.53 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |