The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1664. | Lostdawg3 (lostdawg3) | 67.22 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 1665. | Tom (javor) | 67.21 | 95.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 1666. | Max (doxus) | 67.21 | 96% | 2013-03-14 |
| 1667. | Raymund (momon12d) | 67.19 | 95% | 2017-02-14 |
| 1668. | Sabrina (oddlyandunlikely) | 67.19 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 1669. | Robert (brorrobert) | 67.18 | 91% | 2016-04-04 |
| 1670. | Emanuele (laruz) | 67.16 | 95% | 2016-11-03 |
| 1671. | discbox_colemak (discbox_co... | 67.16 | 96% | 2013-01-05 |
| 1672. | B.Subramanyam (dipu111) | 67.15 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1673. | Koray (koray) | 67.14 | 93% | 2013-03-09 |
| 1674. | Paul (2stalkers) | 67.14 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 1675. | slowasfwuck (wubz) | 67.14 | 94% | 2013-03-15 |
| 1676. | wililam (wheky) | 67.13 | 92% | 2012-05-19 |
| 1677. | Max (maxpoppe) | 67.12 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 1678. | Geert (gburg) | 67.12 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 1679. | Joanna (jordgubbssolero) | 67.12 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 1680. | Hououin Kyouma (makise_kuri... | 67.11 | 94% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1681. | Cobra (cobra03) | 67.11 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 1682. | Tristan (thavelick) | 67.11 | 97% | 2015-01-24 |
| 1683. | vu (vu_vantien) | 67.11 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 1684. | Zephorex (zephorex) | 67.11 | 89% | 2015-07-03 |
| 1685. | dje (djebou) | 67.10 | 96% | 2011-05-09 |
| 1686. | Matyi (filepmatyi) | 67.09 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 1687. | Derek (dsoucie) | 67.09 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 1688. | DeSparta (desparta) | 67.09 | 96% | 2015-03-27 |
| 1689. | Tran (newstrung) | 67.08 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 1690. | robin (robinarensgamer_offi... | 67.08 | 100% | 2022-09-11 |
| 1691. | Osian (osian) | 67.08 | 96.7% | 2021-02-11 |
| 1692. | Monikiki (bettermoni) | 67.08 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 1693. | Vy (vluong10) | 67.08 | 98% | 2012-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |