So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24993. | type_shark (evil_retype) | 60.75 | 94% | 2023-09-23 |
| 24994. | mnr (mn077) | 60.75 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 24995. | lagvino (lagvino_els) | 60.75 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 24996. | The (theshank) | 60.74 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 24997. | Aleksandar (bazzbuzzbazz) | 60.74 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 24998. | Teacher (3j0mk1) | 60.74 | 94% | 2015-03-10 |
| 24999. | Paul (nomadluap) | 60.74 | 93% | 2015-08-26 |
| 25000. | Robert (jedilarper13) | 60.74 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 25001. | Pika (pikadeka) | 60.74 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
| 25002. | Neil (nizzel) | 60.74 | 89% | 2016-03-09 |
| 25003. | AshenOne (kevinman117) | 60.74 | 90% | 2012-02-17 |
| 25004. | Kailee (kailee_) | 60.73 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 25005. | zaid (bolos4) | 60.73 | 94% | 2021-03-01 |
| 25006. | cao cao (sosoreeb) | 60.73 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 25007. | Asim (leoperdspeed) | 60.73 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 25008. | Ellie (daphne2) | 60.73 | 99% | 2012-10-11 |
| 25009. | Nick (bogboybangles) | 60.72 | 95% | 2017-12-18 |
| 25010. | Matthew (lonzon) | 60.72 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 25011. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 60.72 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 25012. | T.T.O.T (thatturtleoverthere) | 60.72 | 94% | 2015-07-16 |
| 25013. | marie (mollis) | 60.72 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 25014. | Maki (lookitsmaki) | 60.72 | 87% | 2015-06-25 |
| 25015. | ARTORIAS (ghadeer_akleh) | 60.71 | 93% | 2022-03-27 |
| 25016. | abi19911 (abi19911) | 60.71 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 25017. | tourist (tourist18) | 60.71 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 25018. | Samantha (sburton52) | 60.71 | 87% | 2014-05-04 |
| 25019. | Ahmed (ahmed_rc04) | 60.71 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 25020. | DreamCat04 (dreamcat04) | 60.70 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 25021. | David (cpnheals) | 60.70 | 93% | 2017-02-01 |
| 25022. | pihi (asdasd32121) | 60.70 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |