Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3910. | Edrick (beezdrickz) | 69.44 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 3911. | Aaron (kyrgyzstan) | 69.41 | 95% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3912. | April (aprillindee) | 69.41 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 3913. | Nitesh (niteshp) | 69.40 | 95% | 2019-05-17 |
| 3914. | Jonas (wodie) | 69.40 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 3915. | shaun (evilclam) | 69.39 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 3916. | Kardo (kardoj) | 69.38 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
| 3917. | Arsalan (vodkagunznbabez) | 69.38 | 96% | 2020-06-20 |
| 3918. | Galatia (xisnyang) | 69.35 | 95% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3919. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 69.34 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 3920. | EdJr (edjr) | 69.34 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 3921. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 69.32 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3922. | Dante (_trying) | 69.32 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| 3923. | Tom (twrig144) | 69.31 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 3924. | tekaas (tekaas) | 69.31 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
| 3925. | DaRealSiri (darealsiri) | 69.29 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 3926. | Kevin (thatoneasiang) | 69.28 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 3927. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 69.28 | 95% | 2020-06-15 |
| 3928. | sam (candle4) | 69.28 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3929. | Eric (techmaster69) | 69.27 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
| 3930. | Dim (workahol1c) | 69.27 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 3931. | Moses (moses297) | 69.27 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| 3932. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 69.27 | 95% | 2019-06-17 |
| 3933. | Connor (connorv2g) | 69.26 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 3934. | 🔯🚀 yaron :) (salenger) | 69.26 | 98% | 2020-05-04 |
| 3935. | Rio (thehomelesslion) | 69.25 | 96% | 2019-05-03 |
| 3936. | Severin (sevo4a) | 69.24 | 94% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3937. | Supab (home10120) | 69.23 | 94% | 2018-05-28 |
| 3938. | James (jaycee1011) | 69.22 | 95% | 2018-06-15 |
| 3939. | Ace (acechow) | 69.22 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |