Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2552. | (blowurmind) | 74.89 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 2553. | (mimibrat) | 74.87 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 2554. | (tacosmanjoe) | 74.85 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2555. | (bicycleman) | 74.85 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 2556. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 74.85 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| 2557. | (hessijames) | 74.85 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 2558. | (cshami02) | 74.83 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2559. | (cato_32) | 74.82 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2560. | (ngg4) | 74.82 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
| 2561. | (ahot) | 74.82 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 2562. | (udead1) | 74.81 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
| 2563. | (jofl) | 74.81 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
| 2564. | (cooperlouth90) | 74.79 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 2565. | (immevdb) | 74.79 | 99% | 2019-01-04 |
| 2566. | snakeonex (snakeone) | 74.78 | 96% | 2020-01-12 |
| 2567. | Juilan (feenyjr) | 74.78 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 2568. | (kanvie) | 74.76 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2569. | (thatlizarddude) | 74.76 | 95% | 2020-10-04 |
| 2570. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 74.76 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 2571. | (louispy) | 74.75 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2572. | Phil (pliao39) | 74.75 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2573. | (flaccidbone) | 74.75 | 96% | 2019-01-13 |
| 2574. | (jerel) | 74.74 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
| 2575. | (zzztaco) | 74.72 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 2576. | (stijn725) | 74.72 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 2577. | (mr_leepel_) | 74.71 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 2578. | (maggals) | 74.70 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 2579. | (lyrarah) | 74.68 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2580. | (martinee) | 74.67 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 2581. | (lonald) | 74.66 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |