Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 506. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 105.70 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 507. | c (nb888) | 105.68 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 508. | Slowpokies (slowpokies) | 105.68 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 509. | (oredler) | 105.61 | 97% | 2019-01-08 |
| 510. | tuffghost (namtap) | 105.57 | 100% | 2020-02-28 |
| 511. | (omarthefast) | 105.49 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 512. | (egrodo) | 105.46 | 95% | 2018-04-10 |
| 513. | Grace (kitsumi) | 105.41 | 99% | 2018-01-12 |
| 514. | Clint (clint_kun) | 105.39 | 98% | 2019-06-08 |
| 515. | (gluegluglu) | 105.37 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 516. | (manze) | 105.33 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 517. | (xxkittykat) | 105.32 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
| 518. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 105.30 | 98% | 2019-07-01 |
| 519. | (ahmir123) | 105.23 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 520. | (an66) | 105.23 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 521. | (luddy29) | 105.22 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
| 522. | Nate (thatguyx) | 105.21 | 98% | 2019-06-30 |
| 523. | (knightsunder) | 105.20 | 98% | 2017-10-08 |
| 524. | (walker49sull) | 105.20 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 525. | (gingerprik) | 105.14 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 526. | (grizdober) | 105.12 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 527. | meo (typowriter16) | 105.11 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 528. | neogeosg (robloxplayer71499) | 105.09 | 96% | 2020-01-11 |
| 529. | (shrimploin) | 105.08 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 530. | (merebanana) | 105.04 | 99% | 2019-12-16 |
| 531. | lambdanaut (lambdanaut) | 105.02 | 99% | 2021-07-31 |
| 532. | (rururururu) | 104.97 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 533. | Jiysus (jiysus) | 104.95 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 534. | (furuya) | 104.94 | 99% | 2018-02-10 |
| 535. | (darkretail) | 104.93 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |