As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2723. | (kevinu) | 108.08 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 2724. | (saravanangct) | 108.07 | 99% | 2025-04-23 |
| 2725. | (kudaa) | 108.07 | 98.4% | 2024-12-23 |
| 2726. | (stableigloo) | 108.07 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 2727. | (vitium) | 108.07 | 94% | 2016-01-01 |
| 2728. | (orsted) | 108.07 | 96% | 2015-04-15 |
| 2729. | (juanimels) | 108.06 | 99% | 2022-07-31 |
| 2730. | (defluvz) | 108.06 | 99% | 2018-01-06 |
| 2731. | (sup_chief) | 108.02 | 95.8% | 2025-05-04 |
| 2732. | (evang12) | 108.02 | 99% | 2021-04-27 |
| 2733. | (peja) | 108.02 | 100% | 2017-07-10 |
| 2734. | Ave (tessellatedtalent) | 108.01 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 2735. | (lukiilegend) | 108.01 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| 2736. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 108.01 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 2737. | (halliwell_manor) | 108.00 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 2738. | (jamie_jaeger) | 107.99 | 98.1% | 2024-07-30 |
| 2739. | Nate (thatguyx) | 107.98 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 2740. | (floppyfish2789) | 107.96 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 2741. | (blueclub) | 107.96 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 2742. | (doublestab) | 107.96 | 98.6% | 2024-01-30 |
| 2743. | (neodytrium) | 107.96 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2744. | (thongish) | 107.94 | 98.4% | 2025-01-05 |
| 2745. | (gurylee) | 107.92 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 2746. | (martinwong) | 107.91 | 99% | 2022-02-17 |
| 2747. | ryan (hhtech) | 107.87 | 97% | 2025-10-13 |
| 2748. | (uwu_rawr) | 107.86 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 2749. | (cburgess) | 107.84 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| 2750. | (floofyaltaria) | 107.83 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 2751. | (fniure) | 107.83 | 92% | 2016-06-04 |
| 2752. | (hirts) | 107.82 | 98% | 2015-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |