As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3769. | Will (enthed) | 103.06 | 96% | 2016-10-26 |
| 3770. | Macy (macylace) | 103.06 | 98.6% | 2024-12-17 |
| 3771. | Sven (zeverit) | 103.06 | 99% | 2021-02-25 |
| 3772. | ccc (friz27) | 103.05 | 97% | 2024-11-29 |
| 3773. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 103.05 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 3774. | Meet (mhscool) | 103.05 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
| 3775. | Rasmus (sbares) | 103.04 | 99.5% | 2025-04-23 |
| 3776. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 103.04 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 3777. | Dan (dssl86) | 103.04 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
| 3778. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 103.04 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 3779. | Aren (akev2794) | 103.01 | 96% | 2015-12-29 |
| 3780. | tnin (tnin) | 103.00 | 98% | 2024-02-17 |
| 3781. | Brandon (ivantt) | 103.00 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 3782. | Doug (ishanu22) | 103.00 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
| 3783. | Otomun (otomun) | 102.99 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
| 3784. | Mark (faithless) | 102.99 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
| 3785. | Matt (mcastellano) | 102.98 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
| 3786. | THATCHILD (thatchild) | 102.98 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 3787. | afterlife (afterlife274) | 102.98 | 87% | 2015-08-14 |
| 3788. | PKMB_PKMB_PKMB (talk_to_me_... | 102.97 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
| 3789. | M (taloszero) | 102.97 | 99% | 2026-05-19 |
| 3790. | Tia (tiaaakayyy) | 102.97 | 97% | 2016-07-14 |
| 3791. | Heded (railz0) | 102.96 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 3792. | Joseph (zoticusrex) | 102.96 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
| 3793. | rk61 (lowda9) | 102.96 | 98% | 2018-03-08 |
| 3794. | Nob (nobvon) | 102.95 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 3795. | Carter (papapoondaddy) | 102.95 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 3796. | Adrian (aeroplaneking) | 102.95 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 3797. | Jeffrey (jdfeldman1) | 102.95 | 98% | 2017-06-26 |
| 3798. | Thanhtypesquickly (tysontn) | 102.94 | 97% | 2026-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |