Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2398. | Bryan (titanwafflez) | 76.21 | 94% | 2017-12-06 |
| 2399. | Eric (wangjangler) | 76.19 | 95% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2400. | Alex (laralex) | 76.17 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 2401. | David (wdnch) | 76.15 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2402. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 76.14 | 99% | 2019-05-28 |
| 2403. | Justin (jrubs) | 76.08 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 2404. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 76.08 | 96% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2405. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 76.07 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2406. | Tristan (min0r__) | 76.07 | 94% | 2018-02-21 |
| 2407. | Anhad (freeflowfive) | 76.07 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 2408. | jay (vjrtss) | 76.05 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 2409. | RA (hayhayhay111) | 75.99 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2410. | Jack (randomdize) | 75.99 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 2411. | Michael (thegul) | 75.97 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2412. | Shengyu (haryem) | 75.97 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
| 2413. | Jordan (catdog567) | 75.94 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
| 2414. | Maciej (thasobot) | 75.93 | 99% | 2019-05-09 |
| 2415. | Luke (sfv_) | 75.89 | 96% | 2018-05-01 |
| 2416. | mcshizney (mcshizney) | 75.88 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2417. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 75.87 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
| 2418. | Tyler (awsumpossum) | 75.85 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
| 2419. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 75.84 | 96% | 2020-01-28 |
| 2420. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 2421. | AR4444 (ar4444) | 75.79 | 95% | 2019-06-06 |
| 2422. | Ronathan (blxde) | 75.79 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 2423. | Daris (tuytuy3) | 75.78 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
| 2424. | drunkenstool (drunkenstool) | 75.75 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
| 2425. | Carly (carlytarantino) | 75.74 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 2426. | Trevor (trevorfung) | 75.72 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2427. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 75.71 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |