The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31284. | Rachhek (evildevil) | 49.70 | 93% | 2012-07-04 |
| 31285. | Imalittlelost3 (imalittlelo... | 49.69 | 96% | 2023-04-29 |
| 31286. | Tom (dextroi) | 49.69 | 93% | 2019-07-19 |
| 31287. | 100WPMGOAL (goalwpm100) | 49.68 | 92.6% | 2023-10-11 |
| 31288. | Absence (absenceofgravity) | 49.67 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 31289. | Slavonia (slavonia) | 49.67 | 96% | 2013-08-02 |
| 31290. | typer (practise_to_type) | 49.65 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 31291. | yy (ufotonyyu) | 49.65 | 94% | 2015-02-25 |
| 31292. | DAS (tanjiro01) | 49.64 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
| 31293. | magnolia (magnoliatreebark) | 49.64 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 31294. | Hannah (hrockey) | 49.64 | 93% | 2014-10-06 |
| 31295. | francesco (frocco77) | 49.64 | 89% | 2015-06-01 |
| 31296. | Evaop (gzlwan22) | 49.63 | 90% | 2012-12-15 |
| 31297. | oanh (oanhnguyen89) | 49.63 | 86% | 2012-03-02 |
| 31298. | SpecialGuest (fingersofsteel) | 49.63 | 91% | 2013-01-17 |
| 31299. | Mazzy (baylon) | 49.63 | 95% | 2014-12-14 |
| 31300. | Hirsh (hagarwal) | 49.62 | 87% | 2015-11-20 |
| 31301. | Erik (vike92) | 49.62 | 88% | 2016-02-05 |
| 31302. | Tharun (tharunxl) | 49.62 | 94% | 2021-02-04 |
| 31303. | Brain (brainfreeze) | 49.62 | 94% | 2015-11-02 |
| 31304. | VidhuKant (vidhukant) | 49.60 | 93% | 2021-08-13 |
| 31305. | cecilia (achi) | 49.60 | 93% | 2011-05-17 |
| 31306. | tstats[aakash00] (aakash00) | 49.59 | 96.4% | 2023-10-13 |
| 31307. | Ludwig van (mattcass1234271) | 49.59 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 31308. | Name (lastfreespot) | 49.59 | 91% | 2015-06-02 |
| 31309. | roshan (rori) | 49.59 | 95% | 2013-02-06 |
| 31310. | Tom (killermoobs) | 49.59 | 90% | 2016-05-21 |
| 31311. | saumitra (smtrd3) | 49.58 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 31312. | Alyssa (whyamihere) | 49.57 | 84% | 2016-03-17 |
| 31313. | whatever (goodgirl95) | 49.55 | 92% | 2013-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |