The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1976. | Ivan (agrus) | 65.64 | 99% | 2016-07-08 |
| 1977. | Willian (vasconcelosbrazilian) | 65.62 | 93% | 2013-09-28 |
| 1978. | Ivy (riccia) | 65.62 | 95% | 2014-05-05 |
| 1979. | TJ (tjheinzo) | 65.62 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 1980. | Murat (muratozkan) | 65.62 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 1981. | Endeavour (endeavour) | 65.62 | 95% | 2013-09-23 |
| 1982. | Cheng Khee (chengkhee) | 65.62 | 97% | 2012-12-20 |
| 1983. | Antony (antochan) | 65.60 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 1984. | nadoushi (nadoushi) | 65.59 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 1985. | Dennis (dennis.storm@gmail.... | 65.58 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 1986. | Ken (kengeorge) | 65.58 | 89% | 2012-08-24 |
| 1987. | Gavin (meizlizard) | 65.58 | 95% | 2014-08-07 |
| 1988. | podlesk (podlesk) | 65.57 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 1989. | Art (vargtro) | 65.56 | 91% | 2016-05-22 |
| 1990. | bb where are youuuu (kwokhin) | 65.56 | 88% | 2013-06-30 |
| 1991. | GoVegan (goveganf) | 65.56 | 95% | 2016-02-08 |
| 1992. | Jessica (slacker1998) | 65.55 | 96% | 2020-01-15 |
| 1993. | James (pd_snipe) | 65.55 | 96% | 2013-02-12 |
| 1994. | th (thanasis2002) | 65.55 | 96% | 2014-01-20 |
| 1995. | James Paul (ap1ng) | 65.54 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 1996. | 0123456000 (0123456000) | 65.54 | 97.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 1997. | anoukha (anoukha) | 65.54 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 1998. | Nezloe (hyugaki) | 65.53 | 86% | 2011-06-13 |
| 1999. | Ne007 (theoneo) | 65.53 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 2000. | Lilia (mokrica) | 65.53 | 95% | 2012-08-04 |
| 2001. | Eike236 (eike236) | 65.52 | 97% | 2012-04-25 |
| 2002. | jentots (jentotz) | 65.51 | 99% | 2016-04-23 |
| 2003. | Johnathan (johnachyeon) | 65.51 | 96% | 2011-06-20 |
| 2004. | Wortel (worstenbrood) | 65.50 | 95% | 2015-09-28 |
| 2005. | Phi (nhphi) | 65.50 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |