The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13883. | tran van (johnnytu1) | 37.93 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 13884. | nada (nadaadel9114) | 37.93 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 13885. | Linda (li_ndt) | 37.93 | 94% | 2014-05-06 |
| 13886. | granted (grantedonline) | 37.92 | 93.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 13887. | Wasim Khan (wasim_khan_0) | 37.92 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 13888. | Rider (akshay_2356) | 37.92 | 92% | 2023-03-07 |
| 13889. | Chuck (chuck67322) | 37.92 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 13890. | dan (danie) | 37.92 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 13891. | natha (zynga) | 37.91 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
| 13892. | Always Stupid (asah) | 37.91 | 94% | 2013-09-02 |
| 13893. | Hong Duc (h0ngduc) | 37.90 | 95% | 2022-11-18 |
| 13894. | Ullash (ullash2_0) | 37.90 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 13895. | Ulday (ulday) | 37.90 | 90% | 2013-04-13 |
| 13896. | Dre (dre11) | 37.89 | 85% | 2017-03-07 |
| 13897. | Ale (ale1289) | 37.89 | 92% | 2013-01-20 |
| 13898. | Hyman (hylai0714) | 37.89 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 13899. | Draunzer (draunzer23) | 37.88 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 13900. | tham (thampham) | 37.88 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 13901. | Marcel (tesch) | 37.87 | 96% | 2014-09-06 |
| 13902. | OhmFreeTime (ohmmeejaa25) | 37.86 | 93.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13903. | Antonio (timmysus) | 37.85 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13904. | Matthew (guesswho40) | 37.84 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 13905. | Ammar (ammarsya4) | 37.84 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 13906. | Linux (sophealonely) | 37.84 | 88% | 2014-02-09 |
| 13907. | fadan (fadano) | 37.83 | 94% | 2023-09-29 |
| 13908. | hannah (hannahlukiz) | 37.83 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 13909. | DEEPANSHU (deepansu) | 37.82 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 13910. | Marcus (cool141414) | 37.82 | 87% | 2013-04-05 |
| 13911. | pawl (pawl) | 37.82 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 13912. | Dean (baldchin) | 37.82 | 89% | 2015-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |