The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20346. | Sasim (sasim) | 71.42 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 20347. | Max (driema) | 71.42 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 20348. | Aragon (aragonx) | 71.42 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20349. | Prince (03000066106) | 71.41 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 20350. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 71.41 | 95.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 20351. | Emily (snowserpent) | 71.40 | 91% | 2015-05-11 |
| 20352. | D E M O N (d_emon) | 71.40 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 20353. | Michael (infa) | 71.40 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 20354. | nim (nimen) | 71.40 | 99% | 2020-11-22 |
| 20355. | Corinne (spreeleicora) | 71.40 | 95% | 2011-09-28 |
| 20356. | laptime (lawsonpace) | 71.40 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 20357. | deget (deget) | 71.40 | 94% | 2016-02-17 |
| 20358. | Densetsu (densetsunobattousai) | 71.39 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 20359. | Gengchen (thallium54) | 71.39 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 20360. | Aiden (aidenthegreat2) | 71.39 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 20361. | Joshua (joshdosti95) | 71.39 | 94% | 2015-02-22 |
| 20362. | ChroneZZ (chronezz) | 71.38 | 87% | 2016-05-21 |
| 20363. | Ali (alyhssn) | 71.38 | 96.4% | 2023-06-22 |
| 20364. | Skagenmacka (skagenmacka) | 71.38 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 20365. | Tha' Baas (thabaas) | 71.38 | 94% | 2014-11-19 |
| 20366. | Evan (ricebuns) | 71.38 | 88% | 2012-11-11 |
| 20367. | mellisa (klaudine) | 71.38 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 20368. | jayson (jaysonkidd32) | 71.37 | — | 2010-06-28 |
| 20369. | Ahmad (ahmad1997) | 71.37 | 96% | 2014-08-10 |
| 20370. | Adrian (adrian99) | 71.36 | 92% | 2016-07-18 |
| 20371. | drenchedinsweat (bareagua) | 71.36 | 95.8% | 2023-07-08 |
| 20372. | Tobias (typlerone) | 71.36 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 20373. | Stewie (briank2025) | 71.36 | 97% | 2011-12-29 |
| 20374. | tanisha (tanisha17) | 71.35 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
| 20375. | nta1207 (nta0796) | 71.35 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |