I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8674. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 89.95 | 97.6% | 2025-01-28 |
| 8675. | Dosloy (dosloy) | 89.93 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 8676. | sorta (holdiers) | 89.93 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 8677. | JRD (yesjrd) | 89.93 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 8678. | yesman (yesman9527) | 89.93 | 99% | 2021-09-03 |
| 8679. | Saad (ehtylno) | 89.92 | 91% | 2015-04-25 |
| 8680. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 89.92 | 98.7% | 2024-06-05 |
| 8681. | Boltcrasher (boltcrasher) | 89.92 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 8682. | α+ßx+ε (wrodar) | 89.92 | 95% | 2015-04-04 |
| 8683. | mrjeff (hoodiesd) | 89.92 | 96% | 2016-12-01 |
| 8684. | Sylph264 (sylph264) | 89.91 | 98% | 2024-05-02 |
| 8685. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 89.91 | 96.2% | 2024-01-29 |
| 8686. | Joe (therunner09) | 89.91 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
| 8687. | Petar (stoptrynafix) | 89.90 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 8688. | rainbowdash (ranebowdash) | 89.90 | 99% | 2015-11-15 |
| 8689. | Piny (piny) | 89.90 | 88% | 2016-08-07 |
| 8690. | Markus (markustelser) | 89.89 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 8691. | Fm (fm59jq2k) | 89.89 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 8692. | Brian (thaaemis) | 89.89 | 98% | 2015-09-12 |
| 8693. | slim (fivefour) | 89.89 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 8694. | couthi (couthi) | 89.88 | 96% | 2024-08-20 |
| 8695. | la1 (xtyping) | 89.88 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 8696. | Herman (hermantam) | 89.88 | 98% | 2018-07-08 |
| 8697. | nice_nature (watoto) | 89.87 | 100% | 2023-03-27 |
| 8698. | Sebastian (proudpole) | 89.87 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
| 8699. | Veloz (amontoy5) | 89.87 | 98% | 2016-01-27 |
| 8700. | Philip (lindeman) | 89.86 | 94% | 2015-10-08 |
| 8701. | Adam (adamame10) | 89.86 | 98.3% | 2023-12-20 |
| 8702. | Veselin (baiumbg) | 89.86 | 99% | 2020-03-02 |
| 8703. | Atta (attaboi) | 89.86 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |