The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15706. | sheep (sheep) | 78.61 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 15707. | kristina (kristinamac1234) | 78.61 | 98% | 2017-04-26 |
| 15708. | gal (gal22422) | 78.61 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 15709. | Noe (noe7) | 78.60 | 96% | 2016-04-17 |
| 15710. | Hugo (hugochiquito) | 78.60 | 98% | 2013-09-09 |
| 15711. | Justin (immure) | 78.59 | 94% | 2013-08-11 |
| 15712. | Ivan (skipperz) | 78.59 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
| 15713. | Jacob (jmbogo19) | 78.59 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 15714. | Hennessy (hennessy_15) | 78.58 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 15715. | Penguino (cspenguino) | 78.58 | 87% | 2012-08-31 |
| 15716. | Erik (joezuu) | 78.58 | 97% | 2017-08-01 |
| 15717. | Marin (marince1) | 78.58 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 15718. | lohn (lohnc) | 78.58 | 99% | 2020-09-23 |
| 15719. | Joel (poolups) | 78.58 | 96.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 15720. | MEGACHRIS (megachris) | 78.58 | 89% | 2013-11-17 |
| 15721. | Erik (Colemak) (erw_learnin... | 78.58 | 99% | 2011-08-01 |
| 15722. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 78.57 | 97.1% | 2023-09-26 |
| 15723. | prophet muhammad (fucboi) | 78.57 | 92% | 2016-05-13 |
| 15724. | fantomeblack (fantomeblack) | 78.57 | 91% | 2016-01-09 |
| 15725. | Nicolas (nicolastran) | 78.57 | 96% | 2012-09-02 |
| 15726. | John (th3w4v3) | 78.57 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| 15727. | anjal (anjal23) | 78.56 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 15728. | Mark (markstone_141) | 78.56 | 98.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 15729. | Ren (yozj) | 78.56 | 91% | 2017-02-27 |
| 15730. | Ryan (homelessdinosaur) | 78.56 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 15731. | Avash (avasz) | 78.55 | 96% | 2013-07-08 |
| 15732. | Michael (nevenit) | 78.55 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 15733. | Bread (heftybread) | 78.55 | 99% | 2022-02-21 |
| 15734. | Giovanni (itsalcantara) | 78.55 | 96% | 2012-12-31 |
| 15735. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 78.54 | 94% | 2023-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |