Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7116. | Literature (20120623) | 83.36 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 7117. | Brandon (tulanut) | 83.34 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 7118. | ßönßön® (bsamontinajr) | 83.34 | 98% | 2018-04-06 |
| 7119. | Tommy (tommy567295) | 83.33 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 7120. | Paul (pk234) | 83.33 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 7121. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 83.32 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
| 7122. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 83.32 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 7123. | DMack (dmack98) | 83.32 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 7124. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 83.32 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 7125. | Dani (nmdani) | 83.31 | 95% | 2019-05-23 |
| 7126. | Jose (hosey_) | 83.30 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 7127. | kwalifed (kwalified) | 83.29 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 7128. | j (swaggingpickle) | 83.29 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 7129. | Rajat Das (rajat_das777) | 83.28 | 97.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 7130. | Jim (scarletvisage) | 83.28 | 91% | 2017-03-13 |
| 7131. | dimash (dsquared_210t93) | 83.28 | 99% | 2021-04-28 |
| 7132. | Parker (th3redman) | 83.27 | 96% | 2025-04-25 |
| 7133. | Sabari (sabari314) | 83.26 | 98% | 2024-04-12 |
| 7134. | raphael (cba601) | 83.26 | 98% | 2022-09-03 |
| 7135. | Orblil (orblil) | 83.25 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
| 7136. | Abn0rmalzzz (abn0rmalzzz) | 83.25 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 7137. | Vincent (paz10s) | 83.24 | 97% | 2019-05-25 |
| 7138. | mcshizney (mcshizney) | 83.23 | 97% | 2018-12-08 |
| 7139. | rice (riceyrice) | 83.23 | 97% | 2020-06-06 |
| 7140. | Oscar (ovallner) | 83.23 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 7141. | B (wolfericus) | 83.22 | 96% | 2019-01-22 |
| 7142. | Plebber (plebber_typing) | 83.22 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 7143. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 83.22 | 96% | 2017-11-05 |
| 7144. | cortmarshal (cortmarshal) | 83.21 | 95% | 2020-09-08 |
| 7145. | Ben (bennash13) | 83.21 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |