The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7951. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 50.88 | 95% | 2018-01-06 |
| 7952. | Wes (slopoke) | 50.88 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 7953. | Ali (afregistry) | 50.88 | 94% | 2015-11-30 |
| 7954. | polce (polce) | 50.87 | 99% | 2022-07-14 |
| 7955. | yashar (yashar1) | 50.87 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 7956. | Ravi (ravi10000) | 50.87 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 7957. | ro (romaklai) | 50.87 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 7958. | hara (harakili) | 50.87 | 97% | 2013-09-18 |
| 7959. | Mojo (mojolemker) | 50.86 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 7960. | bing bing bong (thiccdicc) | 50.86 | 95% | 2017-02-09 |
| 7961. | Jesse (zeon7989) | 50.86 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7962. | Khamari (dj_khaled) | 50.86 | 86% | 2016-05-23 |
| 7963. | Sampsa (vilkko) | 50.86 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 7964. | Hannah (hrockey) | 50.86 | 99% | 2013-11-13 |
| 7965. | Nhok (nhokruakon) | 50.86 | 96% | 2012-07-10 |
| 7966. | Jono (jonodvorak) | 50.86 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 7967. | Logan (ferro_majiin) | 50.85 | 96% | 2022-10-06 |
| 7968. | Doris (dorisk) | 50.85 | 89% | 2016-08-01 |
| 7969. | Tyler (tg3430) | 50.85 | 86% | 2012-03-05 |
| 7970. | Nasser (nass_1000) | 50.84 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 7971. | David (davelish) | 50.84 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
| 7972. | Richard (richardbrito) | 50.84 | 87% | 2016-02-02 |
| 7973. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 50.84 | 96% | 2018-04-29 |
| 7974. | Gladiator (gladiatorisnoob) | 50.83 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
| 7975. | Prod. Wheelchair (unholyfrek) | 50.83 | 95% | 2019-01-03 |
| 7976. | tstats[meiyu1988] (meiyu1988) | 50.82 | 89% | 2017-03-27 |
| 7977. | ultimate (ultimate) | 50.82 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 7978. | Fernando (dragon_reaper99) | 50.82 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 7979. | Anna (annairl) | 50.82 | 94% | 2011-10-27 |
| 7980. | real (real346) | 50.81 | 94% | 2022-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |