And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5797. | shuja (wild786) | 109.38 | 98% | 2011-06-05 |
| 5798. | minkymomofan (north1085) | 109.38 | 92% | 2016-12-20 |
| 5799. | dijar (deeyar) | 109.37 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
| 5800. | April (aclockworkapril) | 109.36 | 95% | 2011-07-31 |
| 5801. | Carla (ccc342) | 109.36 | — | 2009-10-30 |
| 5802. | Space (spacedandy) | 109.35 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 5803. | Luke (lukezs) | 109.35 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 5804. | Kiasha (kylerxum) | 109.35 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 5805. | Peter (peterjs21) | 109.35 | 82% | 2013-05-06 |
| 5806. | God (jpaul100) | 109.34 | 100% | 2023-04-23 |
| 5807. | Basil (lemmiwinks2917) | 109.34 | 96% | 2012-12-21 |
| 5808. | (thecmd999) | 109.34 | 96% | 2014-07-02 |
| 5809. | 312211 (312211) | 109.34 | 99% | 2017-04-24 |
| 5810. | Kapitan (joe1aaa) | 109.33 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 5811. | Rusty (foundry) | 109.33 | 99% | 2018-01-11 |
| 5812. | Ravi (ravi_malhotra) | 109.33 | 97% | 2012-04-16 |
| 5813. | JRD (yesjrd) | 109.32 | 98.3% | 2023-06-14 |
| 5814. | Taylor (tflameee) | 109.32 | 99% | 2021-12-09 |
| 5815. | Julio (iwgplol) | 109.31 | 99% | 2022-07-07 |
| 5816. | Alexis (fitnessregiment) | 109.31 | 95% | 2015-07-03 |
| 5817. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 109.31 | 99% | 2021-02-19 |
| 5818. | Shane (foddermoosie) | 109.31 | — | 2009-10-11 |
| 5819. | Greg (algrewehou) | 109.31 | 99% | 2014-08-08 |
| 5820. | sheep (theonesheep) | 109.31 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 5821. | Rayman (wrayz) | 109.30 | 99% | 2018-06-14 |
| 5822. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 109.30 | 99% | 2023-08-19 |
| 5823. | David (wisehomiedavid) | 109.30 | 98% | 2016-07-29 |
| 5824. | emerald (jungyeon) | 109.30 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 5825. | Catherine (clcornick) | 109.30 | 98% | 2012-04-04 |
| 5826. | Enric (enric) | 109.29 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |