I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16272. | Jesse (jmath90) | 70.16 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
| 16273. | Indi (bujerindi) | 70.15 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 16274. | Patrick (baron_yolo_von_swag) | 70.15 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 16275. | Niel (nielo99) | 70.15 | 93% | 2017-02-21 |
| 16276. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 70.14 | 95% | 2021-10-31 |
| 16277. | hertion (sophia2329) | 70.14 | 96% | 2017-08-02 |
| 16278. | Samantha (sehodge18) | 70.13 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 16279. | Ramzesimus (ramzesimus) | 70.13 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 16280. | Chris (just_mychris) | 70.12 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 16281. | Ryan (typerace_ryan) | 70.12 | 96.9% | 2023-10-23 |
| 16282. | Alexander (solchild) | 70.12 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
| 16283. | Leigo (leigoandre) | 70.12 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 16284. | Jacksplash19 (jacksonbaker) | 70.11 | 96% | 2025-05-14 |
| 16285. | Adarsh (adarshaks19) | 70.11 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 16286. | tstats[jpatrocinio5436] (jp... | 70.11 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
| 16287. | typex42 (typex42) | 70.11 | 95% | 2021-04-05 |
| 16288. | Dagon (aleksa1337) | 70.10 | 95% | 2020-07-01 |
| 16289. | Alice (shadowsofwaxwingsslain) | 70.10 | 95% | 2021-09-20 |
| 16290. | Tung (haruharu2257) | 70.10 | 95% | 2022-06-23 |
| 16291. | ryleigh (thestonedpotato) | 70.10 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 16292. | Phantom (dactue1006) | 70.10 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 16293. | Dan (tf2dan) | 70.10 | 84% | 2017-03-18 |
| 16294. | Getsugaaaa (getsugaaz) | 70.09 | 94.1% | 2024-10-07 |
| 16295. | social (social_scrub) | 70.09 | 96% | 2022-08-09 |
| 16296. | Jesse (yojesse__) | 70.09 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 16297. | Petrus (clavigerpc) | 70.09 | 96.3% | 2023-05-28 |
| 16298. | Rob (robocat) | 70.09 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 16299. | you (s11054) | 70.09 | 95% | 2020-04-20 |
| 16300. | hairloss (hairloss1221) | 70.08 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 16301. | Carrot (carrot2003) | 70.08 | 96% | 2023-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |