And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17043. | Mac (burner22) | 84.05 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 17044. | iSyqozz512 (isyqozz512) | 84.05 | 97.7% | 2023-10-21 |
| 17045. | Andreas (addekallstrom) | 84.05 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
| 17046. | Hamada (hamadasalhab) | 84.04 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 17047. | dan (danb0ts) | 84.04 | 94% | 2017-02-22 |
| 17048. | Daniel (dbillett1) | 84.04 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 17049. | Colemakn00b (colemakn00b) | 84.04 | 98% | 2012-09-13 |
| 17050. | burro (banton) | 84.04 | 94% | 2012-09-10 |
| 17051. | shouldBeStudying (wolfrem) | 84.03 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 17052. | Kai (gigadelic) | 84.03 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 17053. | xXBeyBladeMasterXx (xxbeybl... | 84.03 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 17054. | soul (spark1203) | 84.02 | 94% | 2021-07-03 |
| 17055. | DOUi (do_ui) | 84.02 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 17056. | Albert (bikertoad) | 84.02 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 17057. | Samuel (thaminipro) | 84.02 | 90% | 2015-12-03 |
| 17058. | Slugmaster (slugmaster) | 84.02 | 99% | 2016-03-27 |
| 17059. | Harts (hartsrock) | 84.01 | 95% | 2017-03-31 |
| 17060. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 84.01 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 17061. | Aidan (aidanb) | 84.01 | 91% | 2017-01-23 |
| 17062. | Bobbit (firefighterbobbit) | 84.01 | 97% | 2012-05-23 |
| 17063. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 84.01 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 17064. | Eddie (caspr333) | 84.01 | 97.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17065. | Dan (tf2dan) | 84.01 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
| 17066. | Alisher (saegl) | 84.00 | 98.1% | 2023-05-29 |
| 17067. | Gage (gagedorl) | 84.00 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 17068. | diva (vampirediva) | 84.00 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 17069. | leniclavo (patricktheking) | 84.00 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 17070. | Dominic (klukasdominic) | 84.00 | 89% | 2017-03-20 |
| 17071. | Herman (hchow23) | 84.00 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 17072. | Joe (cunny2) | 84.00 | 96% | 2016-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |