So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32729. | Nicola (nicnaccola) | 47.51 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 32730. | bui (01121) | 47.51 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 32731. | 💗 Spike💗 (vignesh12) | 47.51 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 32732. | JR (jr18) | 47.51 | 92% | 2011-08-27 |
| 32733. | Aswin Risha (aswinrisha) | 47.50 | 93% | 2023-05-14 |
| 32734. | Ezad (ezad99) | 47.50 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 32735. | GetOnChu (vomit_kiss) | 47.50 | 94.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 32736. | Edgar (d368) | 47.50 | 86% | 2012-09-03 |
| 32737. | ventra (sgventra) | 47.50 | 94% | 2012-06-15 |
| 32738. | AnniQ (n_nyx) | 47.50 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 32739. | Florian (roltarendo) | 47.49 | 91% | 2016-05-04 |
| 32740. | Thomas (motman440) | 47.49 | 96% | 2017-06-13 |
| 32741. | Kino (identity101) | 47.48 | 95% | 2022-08-21 |
| 32742. | Sharon (shopehope) | 47.48 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 32743. | ksm123 [colemak+browns] (ks... | 47.48 | 96% | 2013-05-22 |
| 32744. | Devin (devoaz) | 47.48 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 32745. | PUTle (streak10) | 47.47 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 32746. | rita (rita_mahato) | 47.47 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 32747. | Harsh Yadav (bestial) | 47.47 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 32748. | cockn (pugzip) | 47.47 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 32749. | Erik (texrewq) | 47.47 | 90% | 2015-12-21 |
| 32750. | phÆ°Æ¡ng (jann) | 47.47 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 32751. | Zack (banshee1003) | 47.46 | 94% | 2017-10-16 |
| 32752. | Sazs (sazs_) | 47.46 | 94% | 2022-01-07 |
| 32753. | Nayef (rouchelamal) | 47.46 | 91% | 2014-12-11 |
| 32754. | Edward (incomitatus) | 47.46 | 94% | 2011-07-28 |
| 32755. | Batista88 (trong310188) | 47.46 | 99% | 2011-06-11 |
| 32756. | soyou (soyou) | 47.46 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 32757. | Xander (hiddendomino) | 47.45 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 32758. | Rohit (rohit_lee) | 47.45 | 90% | 2015-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |