And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5334. | nathan (ironiik) | 110.93 | 97% | 2013-06-01 |
| 5335. | Sam (samk920) | 110.93 | 92% | 2012-11-29 |
| 5336. | OU (ounurse) | 110.93 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 5337. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 110.92 | 100% | 2018-12-03 |
| 5338. | Baolong Truong (so_os) | 110.92 | 96% | 2016-11-27 |
| 5339. | Dongle (wankle) | 110.91 | 94% | 2016-05-16 |
| 5340. | raz🐢 (razman) | 110.91 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 5341. | Brett (mrmahn) | 110.91 | 99% | 2023-06-10 |
| 5342. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 110.91 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 5343. | ksit (furysummoner) | 110.91 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 5344. | Sarbjot (sjessop) | 110.91 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 5345. | em;)y (emwinky) | 110.91 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 5346. | James (airgunner) | 110.91 | 92% | 2015-03-15 |
| 5347. | Tyler (tnguye8926) | 110.90 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 5348. | Eivind (myrddhin) | 110.90 | 98% | 2014-09-12 |
| 5349. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 110.90 | 98% | 2012-12-10 |
| 5350. | TeXeR (texer) | 110.89 | 92% | 2011-12-10 |
| 5351. | miloj (miloj) | 110.89 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 5352. | (=O ^ ^)=O (bulkspambox) | 110.88 | 94% | 2011-07-23 |
| 5353. | ratar (ratar) | 110.88 | 98% | 2014-03-03 |
| 5354. | @benakribo (benakribo) | 110.87 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 5355. | my name (calmthyself) | 110.86 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 5356. | ekrpat (ekrpatdvorak) | 110.86 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 5357. | amrie (amrie) | 110.86 | 97% | 2017-02-11 |
| 5358. | 65best (65best) | 110.85 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5359. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 110.85 | 99% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5360. | snail (snaildvorak) | 110.85 | 99% | 2011-08-12 |
| 5361. | Catherine (catherine) | 110.85 | 94% | 2013-05-16 |
| 5362. | General (generalwongfu) | 110.84 | 98% | 2014-11-06 |
| 5363. | Jen (ethima) | 110.84 | 99% | 2023-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |