The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15149. | IM (slowandslow) | 79.48 | 94% | 2013-10-14 |
| 15150. | Babayou (babalo) | 79.48 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 15151. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 79.48 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 15152. | Blaze (blazw_real) | 79.47 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 15153. | Dead (deadude) | 79.47 | 97% | 2013-06-28 |
| 15154. | Vsevolod (cosdaj_dv) | 79.47 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 15155. | a (kvn11) | 79.47 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 15156. | Bryan (xarga) | 79.47 | 92% | 2016-02-04 |
| 15157. | R (renneth93) | 79.46 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 15158. | Nabeel (nabeelz) | 79.46 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 15159. | minetdsd (minetdsd) | 79.46 | 95% | 2022-04-03 |
| 15160. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 79.46 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 15161. | Luis (regneva17) | 79.46 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 15162. | Mangboi (richardmang) | 79.46 | 98% | 2015-04-18 |
| 15163. | Thomas (cephalopode) | 79.46 | 98% | 2014-10-16 |
| 15164. | Akibono (akibono) | 79.46 | 94% | 2015-02-11 |
| 15165. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 79.45 | 97% | 2016-05-11 |
| 15166. | Rob (hiddensharigan02) | 79.45 | 98% | 2017-02-20 |
| 15167. | Acama (acama) | 79.45 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 15168. | Sumit (sysoutme) | 79.45 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 15169. | Antti (purifiedd) | 79.45 | 96% | 2015-05-14 |
| 15170. | Darren (bender009) | 79.45 | 96% | 2013-03-29 |
| 15171. | wyss (wyss) | 79.45 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 15172. | Quang Duc (quangduc199) | 79.45 | 98% | 2014-02-18 |
| 15173. | Jules (julesbry) | 79.44 | 89% | 2012-10-13 |
| 15174. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 79.44 | 95% | 2014-12-02 |
| 15175. | KentaD (kentad) | 79.44 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 15176. | rofl xd (frostedryx) | 79.44 | 19% | 2016-11-30 |
| 15177. | aptnker (aptnker) | 79.44 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 15178. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 79.43 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |