The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19562. | Patrik (pattez) | 72.76 | 88% | 2012-11-21 |
| 19563. | Tracie (toreishii) | 72.76 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 19564. | Akzhol (leito1) | 72.76 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
| 19565. | uiyuma (uiyuma) | 72.75 | 96% | 2023-09-16 |
| 19566. | mnick (mnick) | 72.75 | 94% | 2017-01-23 |
| 19567. | YubiKori (aintrisk) | 72.75 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 19568. | ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ (blee7274) | 72.75 | 94% | 2012-02-22 |
| 19569. | Tad (trashtofu) | 72.75 | 96% | 2019-07-13 |
| 19570. | Jeff (jeprei) | 72.75 | 95% | 2014-07-18 |
| 19571. | Itsuki1 (itsuki1) | 72.74 | 95.8% | 2023-10-06 |
| 19572. | Hernan (caantics) | 72.74 | 81% | 2016-02-07 |
| 19573. | Hunter (hunter_5mith) | 72.74 | 94% | 2019-11-19 |
| 19574. | Benjamin Martin (benjamin_m... | 72.74 | 99% | 2022-08-09 |
| 19575. | Betting (buffhorse_) | 72.74 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
| 19576. | Neil (spiritup) | 72.74 | 95% | 2014-05-07 |
| 19577. | dyaems (dyaems) | 72.74 | 96% | 2014-03-18 |
| 19578. | ritesh (riteshambastha) | 72.73 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 19579. | Gaby (dogesloth) | 72.73 | 96.3% | 2021-03-02 |
| 19580. | Farzad (farzad1991) | 72.73 | 93% | 2016-11-29 |
| 19581. | らくや (rakuya) | 72.73 | 98% | 2014-06-02 |
| 19582. | Phuriphat (nnez) | 72.73 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 19583. | testyper (testyper) | 72.73 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 19584. | Adam (hannibal_ftw) | 72.72 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 19585. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 72.72 | 92% | 2016-10-13 |
| 19586. | Dustin (akanadian47) | 72.72 | 94% | 2011-11-24 |
| 19587. | Zakaru (gaudo1991) | 72.72 | 95% | 2012-08-01 |
| 19588. | Yoyong (darkyoyong) | 72.72 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
| 19589. | Jared (thepsychickiller) | 72.72 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 19590. | Nikola (nikola_joker) | 72.72 | 93% | 2012-04-13 |
| 19591. | Jack (detroitpistons16) | 72.72 | 94% | 2016-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |