So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28352. | (rosengacov) | 54.75 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 28353. | (njdarton) | 54.75 | 94% | 2011-05-20 |
| 28354. | (alhawks) | 54.74 | 93% | 2017-05-27 |
| 28355. | (amr_emara) | 54.74 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 28356. | nadim (nod_jaguar) | 54.74 | 93% | 2014-07-02 |
| 28357. | (pavelexpertov) | 54.74 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
| 28358. | Pamela (pamela) | 54.74 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 28359. | (freshrebel) | 54.73 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 28360. | (spottedelefant) | 54.73 | 89% | 2016-03-07 |
| 28361. | Atsushi (jsharpie) | 54.73 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 28362. | (dg05) | 54.73 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 28363. | (abinaya1801@gmail.com) | 54.73 | 88% | 2014-07-02 |
| 28364. | (rincewind) | 54.73 | 99% | 2012-02-27 |
| 28365. | (prabukick) | 54.73 | 96% | 2015-09-22 |
| 28366. | (ggcv) | 54.73 | 95% | 2016-05-25 |
| 28367. | Aaron (feast) | 54.73 | 92% | 2017-01-05 |
| 28368. | (alzy101) | 54.72 | 90% | 2014-06-19 |
| 28369. | (_arv_) | 54.72 | 94% | 2022-05-24 |
| 28370. | (testtest1212) | 54.72 | 95% | 2023-04-11 |
| 28371. | Bill (damici_lift) | 54.72 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 28372. | (fax117) | 54.72 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 28373. | (jiizus) | 54.72 | 90% | 2011-05-16 |
| 28374. | (hiteshwhizkid) | 54.72 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 28375. | Sultan (sultanreal) | 54.71 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 28376. | (laterlalus) | 54.71 | 97% | 2016-08-30 |
| 28377. | (jimyo) | 54.71 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| 28378. | (shivam_sharma) | 54.71 | 93% | 2023-09-05 |
| 28379. | (samluci666) | 54.71 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 28380. | (sharpblader) | 54.71 | 92% | 2013-03-18 |
| 28381. | (psychoblazem) | 54.71 | 96% | 2016-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |