The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14835. | My caps lock is glitched on... | 80.21 | 90% | 2011-12-01 |
| 14836. | " " (jawnny) | 80.20 | 94% | 2021-03-15 |
| 14837. | Will (carbohydra) | 80.20 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 14838. | Erwin (oldskoollogik) | 80.20 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 14839. | Adrian (adrianc04) | 80.20 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14840. | Biggie Cheese (citrus_tr) | 80.19 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 14841. | Unbinned (pixlter) | 80.19 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14842. | Tyler (tyster02) | 80.19 | 95% | 2022-09-19 |
| 14843. | shoddy-cook (mosuande) | 80.19 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 14844. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 80.19 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 14845. | Ben (koppix) | 80.19 | 98.3% | 2023-08-15 |
| 14846. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 80.19 | 97% | 2016-09-28 |
| 14847. | Temmie (ralismark) | 80.19 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 14848. | Taylor (tylrd) | 80.19 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
| 14849. | An (noswear999) | 80.19 | 95% | 2018-08-01 |
| 14850. | Eric (shadekiller) | 80.19 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 14851. | Kurtis (testermd) | 80.18 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 14852. | BDLanny (bdlanny) | 80.18 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 14853. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 80.18 | 94% | 2022-10-05 |
| 14854. | Dig (digbo) | 80.18 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
| 14855. | Joshua (sokubaku) | 80.18 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 14856. | Freshie2111 (freshie2415) | 80.17 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| 14857. | Batman (blewris) | 80.17 | 97% | 2014-01-15 |
| 14858. | Summer (dredd1893) | 80.17 | 97% | 2011-10-31 |
| 14859. | John (jbupit) | 80.17 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 14860. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 80.17 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 14861. | Henrique (irnehp) | 80.17 | — | 2009-12-30 |
| 14862. | David (rockyc) | 80.17 | 96% | 2019-12-06 |
| 14863. | SMel (smel) | 80.17 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 14864. | Mihaela (mihaela6) | 80.17 | 97% | 2014-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |