You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 840. | Ahmadi (transporter) | 95.17 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
| 841. | unknownstuffs (unknownstuffs) | 95.16 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 842. | Maceron (maceron) | 95.15 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 843. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 95.13 | 97% | 2020-06-21 |
| 844. | Michael (thegul) | 95.11 | 98% | 2018-05-28 |
| 845. | Oscar (oalvarez) | 95.10 | 99% | 2018-02-06 |
| 846. | Piku (pikumiki) | 95.08 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| 847. | Speed Cola (zdj361) | 95.02 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 848. | michelle (mkahue) | 95.01 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 849. | nope (s4d_) | 94.96 | 96% | 2020-01-26 |
| 850. | Amir (sketchytone) | 94.95 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 851. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 94.95 | 99% | 2020-08-06 |
| 852. | Cole (cmrrockstar85) | 94.94 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 853. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 94.93 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
| 854. | Nicholas (creamycarrots) | 94.91 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 855. | Tristan (tristanpdrec) | 94.90 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
| 856. | shwegdow (shwegdow) | 94.88 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
| 857. | Marcel (tesch) | 94.88 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 858. | Pichi (bionickraken) | 94.81 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 859. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 94.77 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 860. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 94.75 | 96% | 2019-06-29 |
| 861. | David (dcoh91) | 94.72 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
| 862. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 94.72 | 98% | 2020-02-23 |
| 863. | Maxx (maxxdw) | 94.71 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 864. | BEN (hermanatorpc) | 94.69 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 865. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 94.62 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 866. | shaf1 (shafwanur010) | 94.60 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 867. | Barack (poexpress) | 94.59 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 868. | Adam (cerealbox42) | 94.59 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 869. | Kaeble (dirtyearl) | 94.58 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |