And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14879. | slim (fivefour) | 88.25 | 94% | 2015-12-25 |
| 14880. | Oliver (megafrickingloser) | 88.24 | 95.7% | 2023-07-23 |
| 14881. | Jung (jung341416) | 88.24 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 14882. | kickey (kickey) | 88.24 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 14883. | Zalda (zalda) | 88.24 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 14884. | Lawrence (denouementx) | 88.24 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 14885. | Matt (silverfang) | 88.24 | 96% | 2011-10-17 |
| 14886. | Cam Phat (tran21812) | 88.23 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 14887. | ph0roggy (ph0roggy) | 88.23 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 14888. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 88.23 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 14889. | Zn (z1ny) | 88.23 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 14890. | Rajasekhar (bonibabu) | 88.23 | 97% | 2014-08-15 |
| 14891. | Christina (bahserte) | 88.23 | 96% | 2012-03-19 |
| 14892. | TyperChii (mimikyulover) | 88.22 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 14893. | shiba inu (bamboozledshibe) | 88.22 | 97% | 2018-06-08 |
| 14894. | Yvan (revealer0988) | 88.22 | 98% | 2020-01-19 |
| 14895. | Jon (jdunham022) | 88.21 | 98% | 2016-10-27 |
| 14896. | Terrior (terrior) | 88.21 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 14897. | Arif (aripin_cmk) | 88.21 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14898. | Isaac (psachy) | 88.21 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 14899. | Berlab (berlab) | 88.21 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 14900. | Apostolos (afmnt) | 88.21 | 93% | 2016-01-23 |
| 14901. | Vroom Vroom (vroomvroomvroo... | 88.21 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 14902. | Tom (tombertoli) | 88.21 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 14903. | Shelster (seashell999) | 88.21 | 95% | 2012-06-11 |
| 14904. | Manoj (manjo1) | 88.21 | 94% | 2012-09-05 |
| 14905. | Calih (calihrymn) | 88.20 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 14906. | Radu (forsy3) | 88.20 | 94% | 2016-01-26 |
| 14907. | Cookie (unwantedcookie) | 88.19 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 14908. | Yousef (scrufffaic) | 88.19 | 89% | 2016-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |