So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14639. | dooba (doobakeung) | 76.59 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 14640. | mf (mf_splinter) | 76.59 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 14641. | (yoavie126) | 76.59 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14642. | hardik (labeitazer) | 76.59 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 14643. | g (madchopper) | 76.59 | 95% | 2011-06-18 |
| 14644. | (selo) | 76.59 | 94% | 2013-02-07 |
| 14645. | (rustyembers) | 76.59 | 92% | 2016-10-31 |
| 14646. | (migy) | 76.59 | 95% | 2015-03-25 |
| 14647. | (rooroo04) | 76.59 | 91% | 2013-09-29 |
| 14648. | (boshy911) | 76.58 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 14649. | (dazzlethc) | 76.58 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 14650. | (xanfan01) | 76.57 | 86% | 2017-03-10 |
| 14651. | (gabdvorak) | 76.57 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 14652. | (avenger_2019) | 76.57 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 14653. | (mcblyat2) | 76.57 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 14654. | Egyptian (egyptiantyper) | 76.57 | 97% | 2015-05-22 |
| 14655. | Luke (woozyfo) | 76.56 | 99% | 2017-09-12 |
| 14656. | Pat (platts) | 76.56 | 98% | 2015-11-12 |
| 14657. | Rasmus (actionhank) | 76.56 | 92% | 2012-09-30 |
| 14658. | David (terrel) | 76.56 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 14659. | Nobody (little_turtle) | 76.56 | 95% | 2012-11-21 |
| 14660. | (pierrot14) | 76.56 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 14661. | (irfani) | 76.56 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 14662. | (j20lardo06) | 76.55 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 14663. | Adam (adman1986) | 76.55 | 95% | 2016-11-12 |
| 14664. | Norton (pajj) | 76.55 | 98% | 2017-01-04 |
| 14665. | James Ethan (laszerbeam) | 76.54 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 14666. | (chc442) | 76.54 | 91% | 2016-10-22 |
| 14667. | (ram6) | 76.54 | 97% | 2016-12-24 |
| 14668. | (yourself_buddy) | 76.54 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |