So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10546. | (akira1957) | 84.03 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| 10547. | (jobeanie123) | 84.03 | 82% | 2014-02-13 |
| 10548. | (olsmiff62) | 84.02 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 10549. | (arussell22) | 84.02 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 10550. | Quibz (white_fire) | 84.02 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 10551. | (swiftastic) | 84.02 | 89% | 2014-02-17 |
| 10552. | (shiifty) | 84.02 | 99% | 2017-08-15 |
| 10553. | (em_n_emz) | 84.02 | 95% | 2013-03-22 |
| 10554. | (1focus) | 84.02 | 90% | 2012-06-13 |
| 10555. | (heyitstimmy) | 84.01 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 10556. | (snooppiotr) | 84.00 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 10557. | (happyme147) | 84.00 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 10558. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 84.00 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 10559. | (alutic) | 84.00 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 10560. | (tomaz1502) | 84.00 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 10561. | (anhakin) | 84.00 | 99% | 2014-12-25 |
| 10562. | Termite (termite04) | 83.99 | 88% | 2013-04-08 |
| 10563. | (jojoioi) | 83.99 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 10564. | (gaspimienta) | 83.99 | 97.7% | 2023-09-29 |
| 10565. | Dex (dexter_morgan) | 83.99 | 87% | 2016-04-04 |
| 10566. | Mahik (mahikm) | 83.98 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 10567. | fetix (feticks) | 83.98 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 10568. | Piyush (piyush41y08h) | 83.98 | 99% | 2023-03-28 |
| 10569. | T (slopra) | 83.98 | 95% | 2014-05-18 |
| 10570. | (sayonara999) | 83.98 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 10571. | Bean (waialiki) | 83.97 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 10572. | Carlton (wizardhero) | 83.97 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 10573. | (someone16) | 83.96 | 99% | 2014-12-04 |
| 10574. | (pwnchap) | 83.95 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 10575. | Candelaria (sadtrash) | 83.95 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |