As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24953. | Learn to pro (learntopro) | 47.20 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 24954. | tstats[drazox_17] (drazox_17) | 47.19 | 94% | 2022-11-30 |
| 24955. | AA (chloe3501) | 47.18 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 24956. | Jasper (littleyiiyii) | 47.18 | 94% | 2022-09-18 |
| 24957. | sh (firstttt) | 47.18 | 94.2% | 2023-08-16 |
| 24958. | Hoplite (hoplite) | 47.18 | 95.6% | 2023-07-30 |
| 24959. | " T W I T C H TYPER " (thef... | 47.18 | 93.4% | 2023-06-17 |
| 24960. | Vaidas (vaidas_vaidas) | 47.18 | 94.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 24961. | Mohit (mohitkatyal) | 47.17 | 94.1% | 2023-06-29 |
| 24962. | Arch (archjerthi) | 47.16 | 94% | 2023-02-08 |
| 24963. | oykgha (oykgha) | 47.16 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
| 24964. | Chiu Wai (hsoscar) | 47.16 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
| 24965. | Utsah (utsah470) | 47.15 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 24966. | Jack (jcoppz) | 47.14 | 94% | 2020-02-14 |
| 24967. | koleraba (noob4love) | 47.14 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 24968. | Jonathan (daemonium) | 47.14 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
| 24969. | harsh (harsh15913) | 47.13 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 24970. | Avoy Soham (chips_avoy) | 47.13 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
| 24971. | Caleb (terminatorredd3) | 47.13 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 24972. | Lennart (herbertuep) | 47.12 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 24973. | GetOnChu (vomit_kiss) | 47.12 | 94.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 24974. | Daniel (dani_barac52) | 47.12 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 24975. | C (re4gd) | 47.10 | 94% | 2018-09-24 |
| 24976. | AZOZ4441 (azoz4441) | 47.10 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
| 24977. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 47.09 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 24978. | Siddharth (spaesk) | 47.08 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 24979. | Daksh (sdj214383) | 47.06 | 94% | 2023-10-15 |
| 24980. | Roelof (roeloflucka) | 47.05 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 24981. | Chase (alpaca_king) | 47.04 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 24982. | Petriux (petriux) | 47.03 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |