The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1084. | Paul (paulllll) | 126.02 | 94% | 2013-12-20 |
| 1085. | Solon (semisolon) | 126.00 | 99% | 2012-08-23 |
| 1086. | Halley (800mrunlove) | 126.00 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 1087. | Aiden (kula_) | 125.99 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1088. | Nozden (nozden) | 125.99 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 1089. | Bitbat (bitbat) | 125.98 | 98.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 1090. | (jlpt) | 125.98 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 1091. | Alex (alexbai94) | 125.95 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
| 1092. | Umbry (legendre) | 125.95 | 97% | 2013-05-25 |
| 1093. | Austin (uzarname) | 125.93 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 1094. | (carlibou) | 125.93 | 99% | 2019-07-31 |
| 1095. | zies. (tyzies) | 125.90 | 99% | 2023-03-22 |
| 1096. | OIx (oix96) | 125.89 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 1097. | good but not that good (kar... | 125.87 | 98% | 2022-12-23 |
| 1098. | Eric (erlim) | 125.85 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 1099. | NiteCyperTTV (nitecyper2) | 125.84 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 1100. | temmo (temmo) | 125.82 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
| 1101. | sykelolxd (sykelolxd) | 125.81 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 1102. | ehj53 (ehj53) | 125.81 | 100% | 2019-11-05 |
| 1103. | Scania (scania730) | 125.81 | 98% | 2013-01-11 |
| 1104. | Ben (xbapple) | 125.80 | 99% | 2017-06-07 |
| 1105. | Will (willisuh) | 125.77 | 99% | 2014-11-10 |
| 1106. | Ԙset (revoce) | 125.77 | 97% | 2016-10-18 |
| 1107. | Tiny (alianel) | 125.76 | 92% | 2016-10-10 |
| 1108. | Lawrence (lawrence) | 125.75 | — | 2009-06-21 |
| 1109. | Val (luv2swimv) | 125.74 | 98% | 2015-10-13 |
| 1110. | Ness (magicant) | 125.70 | 92% | 2016-07-08 |
| 1111. | Yogi (fylleth) | 125.70 | 99% | 2017-11-06 |
| 1112. | Charley (cming) | 125.70 | 96% | 2012-05-28 |
| 1113. | Seh-kai (skliao) | 125.66 | 98% | 2013-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |