I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6795. | Radmilo (radmilo) | 95.03 | 98.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 6796. | AYAYA (francesco149) | 95.03 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 6797. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 95.02 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 6798. | jeff (fatty235) | 95.02 | 98% | 2016-01-06 |
| 6799. | Mircox (mircozen) | 95.02 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 6800. | Samuel (candiru) | 95.02 | 96% | 2015-11-22 |
| 6801. | Noam (tsnoam) | 95.02 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
| 6802. | Isabelle (isabook) | 95.01 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 6803. | Vern (vernsouthwick) | 95.01 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 6804. | Munchy (munchy12) | 95.00 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 6805. | dong (dongdong7) | 95.00 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 6806. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 95.00 | 99% | 2017-03-08 |
| 6807. | Hunter (arealguru) | 95.00 | 89% | 2016-02-28 |
| 6808. | Boberson (bober34) | 94.98 | 97% | 2025-07-04 |
| 6809. | 1Lastmeal (1lastmeal) | 94.98 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| 6810. | Hysni (hysi) | 94.98 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 6811. | Gyeong (ricenoob) | 94.97 | 97% | 2025-06-13 |
| 6812. | Vik (yungcoolioth) | 94.97 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 6813. | Teme (teme) | 94.97 | 95% | 2016-03-20 |
| 6814. | ibrahizy (ibrahizy) | 94.96 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 6815. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 94.96 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 6816. | Atas (atas) | 94.96 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 6817. | ZEDDEEDD (zeddeedd) | 94.95 | 98.4% | 2024-09-09 |
| 6818. | Manal (skullcicator) | 94.95 | 96.3% | 2024-02-26 |
| 6819. | Marko (alchemist1) | 94.95 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| 6820. | r (sosjiz) | 94.94 | 96.9% | 2024-09-17 |
| 6821. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 94.94 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 6822. | kevin (kevin3213) | 94.94 | 98% | 2023-08-21 |
| 6823. | Mortimer (mortimer452) | 94.93 | 93% | 2015-11-03 |
| 6824. | Film (flimmityflammity) | 94.93 | 98% | 2025-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |