The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9641. | Nolfwin (mythk) | 89.89 | 93% | 2015-09-12 |
| 9642. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 89.89 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 9643. | heclord (heclord) | 89.89 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| 9644. | Aaron (bigboiaaron) | 89.89 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 9645. | isha (halli2013) | 89.88 | 98% | 2013-05-12 |
| 9646. | Justin (jdotshanky) | 89.88 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 9647. | dolpo (dolpy) | 89.88 | 95.8% | 2023-10-22 |
| 9648. | JohnsDog (johnsdog) | 89.88 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 9649. | Chetto (matsamune) | 89.88 | 94% | 2012-05-10 |
| 9650. | Miguel (steelers13) | 89.88 | 95% | 2012-04-19 |
| 9651. | Viktoras (haeven) | 89.87 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 9652. | Alexander (floopzxd) | 89.87 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 9653. | R69 420 xd (rayburniv) | 89.87 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 9654. | Ben (bendoo) | 89.87 | 97.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9655. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 89.87 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9656. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 89.87 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 9657. | Slayers (slayersofdiablo) | 89.86 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9658. | TC Stinkey Mouse (thst4483) | 89.86 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 9659. | Thomas (spideristaken) | 89.86 | 96.4% | 2021-02-01 |
| 9660. | Teme (teme) | 89.86 | 96% | 2016-03-19 |
| 9661. | Eddy (eddyconer) | 89.86 | 89% | 2015-04-12 |
| 9662. | Mason (knap9) | 89.84 | 96.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9663. | Turdsplitter (chikenfiter) | 89.84 | 95% | 2015-02-16 |
| 9664. | Gin (tonic_gin) | 89.84 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 9665. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 89.84 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 9666. | Masturbear (masturbear) | 89.84 | 97% | 2013-09-07 |
| 9667. | Tarryn (tarryn) | 89.84 | 93% | 2011-07-22 |
| 9668. | hidude45454 (hidude45454) | 89.83 | 95% | 2014-02-22 |
| 9669. | sam (samdauphi) | 89.83 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 9670. | Romans ✂ (romaninsh) | 89.83 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |