So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7248. | arivappa (leave_me_here) | 92.35 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 7249. | FaceSittingPeyton (facesitt... | 92.35 | 91% | 2015-12-16 |
| 7250. | Marymoon (marymoon) | 92.35 | 95% | 2011-09-01 |
| 7251. | Desi (desimunda) | 92.35 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 7252. | kym (kym2006) | 92.34 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 7253. | Ted [Dvorak] (tedm) | 92.34 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 7254. | Lulu (lulxiao) | 92.33 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 7255. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 92.33 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 7256. | Rey x MountainStride (shinr... | 92.33 | 96% | 2016-05-25 |
| 7257. | Ross (elffar) | 92.33 | 94% | 2014-07-29 |
| 7258. | Adam (appeac) | 92.33 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
| 7259. | Bijji (thatboywulfric) | 92.31 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 7260. | Philip (philip391) | 92.31 | 88% | 2015-06-25 |
| 7261. | Ethan (ethanjb98) | 92.31 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 7262. | Yuki (mediocre_typist) | 92.31 | 92% | 2012-01-01 |
| 7263. | Martel (marty09) | 92.31 | 94% | 2012-08-13 |
| 7264. | Charles (bigboyrick) | 92.29 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 7265. | Fopuy (fopuy) | 92.29 | 98.3% | 2023-07-20 |
| 7266. | Marcus (flowerskullbeige) | 92.29 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 7267. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 92.29 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 7268. | MII (markthesecond) | 92.29 | 96% | 2014-05-15 |
| 7269. | James (karonar) | 92.29 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 7270. | Take (teysolongo) | 92.29 | 97% | 2015-08-26 |
| 7271. | Teme (teme) | 92.29 | 92% | 2016-03-22 |
| 7272. | Jordan (jordan83221) | 92.29 | 90% | 2015-11-20 |
| 7273. | GUTIERREZ (dramatik) | 92.29 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 7274. | Lukiji (hempasaur) | 92.28 | 98% | 2020-02-23 |
| 7275. | Hamski (maythose) | 92.28 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| 7276. | Darwin (niwradsoft) | 92.28 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
| 7277. | Nick (lovedanathema) | 92.28 | 96% | 2013-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |