And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1990. | Mitchell (rejected) | 128.09 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 1991. | h (haydenki_) | 128.09 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 1992. | yosefxlr8 (vaniix_) | 128.06 | 99% | 2022-10-08 |
| 1993. | George (cosmologic) | 128.04 | 96% | 2012-02-10 |
| 1994. | Amelia (littlebighaha) | 128.03 | 97% | 2014-10-11 |
| 1995. | I like your cut G (jeff1104) | 128.03 | 100% | 2021-03-30 |
| 1996. | Tryzerlol (tryzerlol) | 128.02 | 97% | 2013-10-14 |
| 1997. | AIM SN = DSDF (note) | 128.02 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 1998. | Filip (fika98) | 128.02 | 98.6% | 2023-08-08 |
| 1999. | L (xice) | 128.01 | 99% | 2018-04-21 |
| 2000. | Andrew (swishy) | 128.00 | 98% | 2011-08-02 |
| 2001. | Joe (typinthatfast) | 127.98 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 2002. | EZ, (speakeasy) | 127.97 | 96% | 2011-08-14 |
| 2003. | Zach (sunjo) | 127.97 | 94% | 2014-04-23 |
| 2004. | wheeeeeee (limtutu) | 127.96 | 98% | 2018-10-28 |
| 2005. | Nick (adyingwalrus) | 127.96 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 2006. | star (zhenhun) | 127.95 | 98.5% | 2023-11-04 |
| 2007. | EpochPirate (epochpirate) | 127.95 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 2008. | Badika (badika) | 127.95 | 96% | 2014-02-24 |
| 2009. | J (jwp36) | 127.95 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 2010. | Samir (weredeer708) | 127.95 | 98% | 2012-02-25 |
| 2011. | K (telescopic) | 127.95 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 2012. | ryan (pocketheal) | 127.94 | 99% | 2013-09-29 |
| 2013. | Rooster (darkjdm) | 127.93 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 2014. | Stop being faster than me! ... | 127.92 | 99% | 2013-10-03 |
| 2015. | Mark (shricory) | 127.92 | 96% | 2013-11-19 |
| 2016. | Manze (manze) | 127.91 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 2017. | Xen (xxoticaniax) | 127.91 | 99% | 2011-08-09 |
| 2018. | Demon (demon666) | 127.91 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 2019. | Robert (elltrain) | 127.91 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |