So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6129. | zach (tabako) | 95.33 | 97% | 2011-09-18 |
| 6130. | Uniju (uniju) | 95.32 | 94% | 2015-02-26 |
| 6131. | Simon (simonlee2216) | 95.32 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 6132. | Brandon (exploitz) | 95.32 | 96% | 2012-10-23 |
| 6133. | Yume (夢) (yumeai) | 95.32 | 98% | 2012-01-03 |
| 6134. | Joshua (the3point14) | 95.32 | 96% | 2016-02-16 |
| 6135. | Irrestructable (limjacky) | 95.32 | 99% | 2015-08-02 |
| 6136. | Blane (bparker) | 95.31 | 98% | 2016-04-22 |
| 6137. | Dc (daveed) | 95.31 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 6138. | Casey (amazingkc) | 95.31 | 92% | 2012-11-26 |
| 6139. | Matt (calamityyy) | 95.30 | 89% | 2012-11-14 |
| 6140. | p (commanderclitor) | 95.30 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 6141. | JCRueco (shizile) | 95.29 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 6142. | Leo (leonidas_) | 95.29 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
| 6143. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 95.28 | 96.7% | 2023-07-18 |
| 6144. | Michele (michele) | 95.27 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 6145. | chandara (chan92) | 95.26 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 6146. | Ryan (wicked1) | 95.26 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 6147. | RakibimTHY (tekrakibimthy) | 95.26 | 90% | 2015-02-07 |
| 6148. | SEGALE (segale) | 95.26 | 98% | 2013-11-25 |
| 6149. | Alaina (hltjumper) | 95.25 | — | 2008-12-25 |
| 6150. | Jordan (binley) | 95.25 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 6151. | Nick (nidzoni) | 95.24 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 6152. | soundcloud.com/lwz1 (silver... | 95.24 | 89% | 2013-03-12 |
| 6153. | Typer (jook) | 95.23 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 6154. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 95.23 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 6155. | Aridia (aridia) | 95.22 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 6156. | Tselmeg (tselmegkh) | 95.22 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
| 6157. | Eugene (qnfauf) | 95.21 | 96% | 2011-11-05 |
| 6158. | Tony (tpain1990) | 95.21 | 93% | 2012-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |