As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4832. | Evan (evanpugs44) | 98.07 | 97.5% | 2025-02-16 |
| 4833. | TyperDiaper (porkpopp) | 98.07 | 98.4% | 2023-10-05 |
| 4834. | wewillfailer (wewillfailer69) | 98.07 | 98.1% | 2023-11-03 |
| 4835. | kappa (kappakon) | 98.06 | 97.6% | 2023-11-01 |
| 4836. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 98.06 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 4837. | H (huntz256) | 98.06 | 90% | 2016-05-02 |
| 4838. | TM™ (kirchhoff) | 98.05 | 96% | 2015-10-27 |
| 4839. | Niet (thenietnart) | 98.05 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4840. | BRENOU (brenou) | 98.05 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 4841. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 98.05 | 99.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 4842. | Lyeberry (redsquidz) | 98.05 | 98% | 2015-11-05 |
| 4843. | Kalibur (kalibur) | 98.04 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 4844. | Yi-Szen (smurfii) | 98.04 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 4845. | E (typemctypeface) | 98.04 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 4846. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 98.04 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 4847. | Broken (brokencog) | 98.04 | 98.6% | 2021-02-26 |
| 4848. | Andy (djentalman) | 98.03 | 98% | 2023-12-28 |
| 4849. | Hang (hangpham93) | 98.03 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 4850. | Jen (jeno20) | 98.03 | 100% | 2021-07-20 |
| 4851. | Tejbir (tejbirsingh) | 98.03 | 99% | 2018-05-21 |
| 4852. | Dat (datboidoe) | 98.02 | 97% | 2017-01-19 |
| 4853. | Mr.Pickles (ap_ultra) | 98.02 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 4854. | Kazuki (kazuki_kun) | 98.01 | 97.8% | 2024-04-24 |
| 4855. | Randy (rdw200169) | 98.01 | 96% | 2017-04-07 |
| 4856. | Alan (hanay) | 98.01 | 98% | 2015-11-18 |
| 4857. | Shingo (shingoshoji) | 98.01 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 4858. | Nicholas (marinesplit) | 98.00 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 4859. | 2002hondaaccord (gamingboss... | 98.00 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4860. | svime (svime) | 98.00 | 93% | 2016-06-24 |
| 4861. | 희성 (mttprk) | 97.98 | 95% | 2017-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |