The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8605. | Alexander (warlord) | 49.67 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 8606. | Asantegin (muhammed_) | 49.66 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 8607. | Butterfly (aramsey69) | 49.66 | 98.6% | 2023-10-23 |
| 8608. | Berlin (beshajii22) | 49.66 | 97% | 2013-08-20 |
| 8609. | Andrei (andreis13) | 49.66 | 97% | 2014-01-27 |
| 8610. | (unsociable) | 49.65 | 87% | 2013-12-22 |
| 8611. | maratKX (maratkx) | 49.65 | 97% | 2014-03-07 |
| 8612. | gaco vu (gaco1089) | 49.65 | 93% | 2012-11-23 |
| 8613. | ramesh (rameshpasa) | 49.64 | 97% | 2013-01-27 |
| 8614. | Boncuk (boncuk) | 49.64 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 8615. | J (iamrising) | 49.64 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 8616. | SHABNAM (shab123) | 49.64 | 96% | 2016-04-29 |
| 8617. | alejandro (wito1) | 49.63 | 94% | 2023-07-13 |
| 8618. | Kissmark (kissmark) | 49.63 | 98% | 2017-06-20 |
| 8619. | Rose (rose111) | 49.62 | — | 2009-05-25 |
| 8620. | Quoc (dote) | 49.62 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 8621. | STAR (astrshastr) | 49.61 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 8622. | Tej (tej_2202) | 49.61 | 95% | 2022-01-26 |
| 8623. | Utkarsh (utkarsh_n) | 49.61 | 95% | 2020-08-14 |
| 8624. | Boss (cool_vinu001) | 49.61 | 96% | 2014-01-22 |
| 8625. | Naha (naha) | 49.61 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 8626. | Rosta (hookercz) | 49.61 | 96% | 2013-03-02 |
| 8627. | anonimous19 (anonimous19) | 49.61 | 91% | 2012-12-03 |
| 8628. | abhi (abhi_sama) | 49.60 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 8629. | Af (aa53168) | 49.60 | 95% | 2014-03-17 |
| 8630. | 🤟 Aguero 😁 (vadamulu) | 49.60 | 94% | 2017-06-15 |
| 8631. | Simon (kotlinski) | 49.60 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 8632. | Yolimoks (yolimoks) | 49.59 | 95% | 2015-07-25 |
| 8633. | Eternal (eternal_clock) | 49.59 | 92% | 2015-03-14 |
| 8634. | Nitin (nitin_tj) | 49.59 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |