The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28107. | (erikw123) | 57.71 | 93% | 2013-11-25 |
| 28108. | (hghgi) | 57.70 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 28109. | (koalapear) | 57.70 | 94% | 2014-08-31 |
| 28110. | (ashleyshearer5656) | 57.70 | 93% | 2017-04-30 |
| 28111. | berry (berryroseblood) | 57.69 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 28112. | (rossin_) | 57.69 | 97% | 2017-07-12 |
| 28113. | (ahmedelshownn) | 57.69 | 97% | 2020-05-09 |
| 28114. | (calvinium295) | 57.69 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 28115. | (tmaxlee) | 57.69 | 93% | 2012-06-27 |
| 28116. | (fussa) | 57.69 | 89% | 2014-07-20 |
| 28117. | Viola (caiyungui) | 57.69 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 28118. | Manye (davemanye) | 57.68 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 28119. | (proxima009) | 57.68 | 96.5% | 2021-03-03 |
| 28120. | (stellab) | 57.68 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 28121. | Gail (jade2) | 57.68 | — | 2010-12-26 |
| 28122. | (dragonkovic) | 57.68 | 91% | 2012-08-11 |
| 28123. | fender (fender123) | 57.67 | 94% | 2022-07-17 |
| 28124. | (lavish10) | 57.67 | 95% | 2021-06-11 |
| 28125. | (teinej) | 57.67 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 28126. | (millstypes) | 57.67 | 93% | 2019-11-14 |
| 28127. | (aguedou) | 57.67 | 94% | 2016-01-22 |
| 28128. | (pascaaal) | 57.66 | 89% | 2016-09-14 |
| 28129. | (thevidya) | 57.66 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 28130. | (xaxa) | 57.66 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| 28131. | Ramachandran (shibhu107) | 57.66 | 97% | 2011-10-10 |
| 28132. | (asos11) | 57.65 | 93% | 2022-05-12 |
| 28133. | Ed (aqtcnja) | 57.65 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 28134. | (grim_09) | 57.64 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 28135. | (girl79403) | 57.64 | 91% | 2011-10-16 |
| 28136. | (venox11) | 57.63 | 93% | 2022-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |